Today, while I was out shopping, my pants decided that they just didn't have enough holes in them, and ripped a new one in the crotch. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, at work, the seat of my pants ripped open. A coworker lent me a pair of his back-up jeans, and then those ripped in the crotch. FML
Today, my pants ripped while I was at work. I had to keep my balls to the wall while I dodged customers and edged ever closer to the break room. Before I could call my wife and ask her to bring a new pair, my boss burst in, got pissed, and made me go back out and deal with irate customers. FML
Today, as I squatted down to get a snack, my pajama pants ripped wide open. I guess the universe is try to tell me something. FML
Today, I was at the grocery store. I bent to get some dog food off the bottom shelf and felt my pants tear. My jeans split right across the back seam, showing everyone I was wearing a pink thong under them. I had to ditch my cart and leave as I had no way to cover myself. FML
Today, I ripped my old, worn underwear while trying to pick a wedgie in public. Half ended up in my hand. FML
Today, I was trying on clothes in a store that had just screens set up for changing. As I took off the first pair of pants had I tried on, my foot got hooked in the cuff and I fell out in my underwear in front of the whole store. FML
Today, it was my first day working for a real estate company. Just when I got into my car, my pants ripped from my crotch all the way to the top of my pants, a split that was three inches wide. I was wearing a thong and we were on our way to show him an open house. FML
Today, I decided to wear string panties. While in line at the mall, they became untied. I was wearing a skirt. FML
Today, my boss had to order some more work pants since mine were worn out after 7 months. He told me the next set I would have to buy myself, since they usually last workers about 2 years, and I must be treating them too roughly. I didn't want to admit that my thighs rubbing together ended up shredding the fabric. FML
Today, I saw a dime on the ground. When I bent down to pick it up, my $80 dollar pants ripped. FML
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austineddy13 0
Consider it easy access
nfjskcbdkdjdjdn 2
Don't worry, having holes in your pants is "cool"!! I'm sure all the old men in the store appreciated your fashion sense.
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Comments (104)
trivel64 16
Well, at least you were shopping and could get a new pair.
Potterfreakk 6
One awkward profile picture
rockon10 3
Well, at least you were out shopping and could buy new ones without any holes.
ICATiger 13
You can never have enough holes.
L1v3_L0v3_Lau9h 18
That comment paired with your picture is extremely creepy.
GoW_Chick 15
Give praise, now OP is holy!
Kara_rated 5
Always wanted that to happen to me. some people get all the luck..
Potterfreakk 6
um...why?
Kara_rated 5
'Um' I was obviously kidding.
perdix 31
Don't bend over, if you don't want to see if someone tries the "Glory Hole." If you are horny and desperate, bend over.
L1v3_L0v3_Lau9h 18
Glory Hole? Do I want to know what that is?
ICATiger 13
Strange enough. I do....
perdix 31
Yes, I do. That's why I put it in quotes. A real one is a hole in a wall, often at a place like a truck stop. Why do you know what one is?
Dracoboxer357 36
23- If you really must know, and forgive this explanation... The Glory Hole is usually featured in bad **** as a hole in a restroom stall wall, where the girl that came in to use said restroom, is presented with an erect penis through said hole. For whatever reason, instead of screaming in shock or disgust and hurting the fellow's jewels, she usually performs oral sex on said penis. Enough said. ;) I do hope that ends your confusion. :)
perdix 31
Man, I am tired! I read #23 as asking me if I knew what a glory hole was. Originally, I asked her when her hours at the glory hole was, but then I checked her age, and in a panic I edited that out of my retort.
GoW_Chick 15
Nice save perdix! Always check their age, they are never as old as they look...
perdix 31
Yah! Good thing no one knows that I'm 12.
bro1oke 0
Easy access?
GoW_Chick 15
Did everyone see your spiderman undies, that's why your upset isn't it? Don't worry you're not alone, I have batman ones! :)
Dracoboxer357 36
Really? :) I have silk superman boxers but I can't even imagine Victoria Secrets making Batman lace bras or something similar.
islander03 5
YDI for wearing pants with holes in them. Did you need them for an easy access date later?
Fmlsea 28
Lucky ur friends didn't see u or you never live it down and would get a nickname like holesies
clutz123 5
good thing ur shopping, just quickly buy new pants