Today, while I was out shopping, my pants decided that they just didn't have enough holes in them, and ripped a new one in the crotch. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, at work, the seat of my pants ripped open. A coworker lent me a pair of his back-up jeans, and then those ripped in the crotch. FML
Today, my pants ripped while I was at work. I had to keep my balls to the wall while I dodged customers and edged ever closer to the break room. Before I could call my wife and ask her to bring a new pair, my boss burst in, got pissed, and made me go back out and deal with irate customers. FML
Today, as I squatted down to get a snack, my pajama pants ripped wide open. I guess the universe is try to tell me something. FML
Today, I was at the grocery store. I bent to get some dog food off the bottom shelf and felt my pants tear. My jeans split right across the back seam, showing everyone I was wearing a pink thong under them. I had to ditch my cart and leave as I had no way to cover myself. FML
Today, I ripped my old, worn underwear while trying to pick a wedgie in public. Half ended up in my hand. FML
Today, I was trying on clothes in a store that had just screens set up for changing. As I took off the first pair of pants had I tried on, my foot got hooked in the cuff and I fell out in my underwear in front of the whole store. FML
Today, it was my first day working for a real estate company. Just when I got into my car, my pants ripped from my crotch all the way to the top of my pants, a split that was three inches wide. I was wearing a thong and we were on our way to show him an open house. FML
Today, I decided to wear string panties. While in line at the mall, they became untied. I was wearing a skirt. FML
Today, my boss had to order some more work pants since mine were worn out after 7 months. He told me the next set I would have to buy myself, since they usually last workers about 2 years, and I must be treating them too roughly. I didn't want to admit that my thighs rubbing together ended up shredding the fabric. FML
Today, I saw a dime on the ground. When I bent down to pick it up, my $80 dollar pants ripped. FML
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austineddy13 0
Consider it easy access
nfjskcbdkdjdjdn 2
Don't worry, having holes in your pants is "cool"!! I'm sure all the old men in the store appreciated your fashion sense.
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Comments (104)
THE_A_TEEN 28
Since now you got holey pants, you must use these as your official church clothes! PRAISE JEEBUS!!!
xDefiant 4
For some reason my brain thought that "pants" said "parents". But wait brain, that makes no sense.
Endless_time 4
Um....might I suggest you buy some with less holes this time...?
K_kanaka 26
Nice place to rip a new one
shrimpygymnast 9
New pants?
bubo_fml 11
"There once was a man from Montana, who sat down to play the Piano, his hand gave a slip, his pants gave a rip, and out flopped a hairy banana!" (Says the Playgroud Poet!)
cami28 0
Get new pants!
alexup24 13
Levis is the way to go
SwtCherryPie 26
Sounds to me like you completely deserve it if the pants were already incredibly hole-y and you chose to go around in those pants anyway.
zebrapattern 6
so? you were out shopping