Today, while I was babysitting my nephews, the 7 year old boy walked up to me and asked if I was a lesbian. I laughed it off. An argument ensued about my sexuality for a good two hours. I lost. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I babysat the brattiest and most foul-mouthed 8-year-old I've ever met. After I survived three hours of it, his parents finally came home. He claimed I'd invited a boy over and that we did "stuff" on the couch all evening. They believed him. I didn't get paid, to say the least. FML
Today, while babysitting, the little boy explained to me why I was single, reasons such as 'unattractive' and 'not the girlfriend type'. I cried. FML
Today, the 8 year old that I babysit every week told me that it was sad that I didn't have a boyfriend while he has a girlfriend. I got burned by a 3rd grader. FML
Today, I babysat a 6-year-old boy for the first time. When I said it was his bedtime, he just screamed "Eat a dick!" at me. I was so shocked, all I could do was leave him be. When his parents returned, I had to make up an excuse for why he was still awake and watching TV, to save my pride. FML
Today, I babysat an 11 year old kid while his parents ate out. As soon as they left, the kid asked me if I wanted to be on the sex offender's list. Before I could even process that, he told me to stay out of his way and he wouldn't accuse me of anything. FML
Today, the 7 year old boy I was babysitting studied my upper lip and said "It's okay, my daddy won't let me shave yet either." I'm a girl. FML
Today, I babysat a 10 year old from hell. She kept insulting me, saying I have tiny boobs, that boys must hate me, and that I'm ugly. I eventually got fed up and put her to bed. When her parents came back, she ran out of her room in tears and told them I'd beaten her. They believed it. FML
Today, I went to my 7 year old son's school for a conference with his teacher. When I got there, the teacher said "she adored me for who and what I am". I was puzzled. Turns out my son told his class that I am a "lesbian American." Wrong. I'm Lebanese-American. FML
Today, my mom tried to convince my dad that I was a lesbian. Why? Because she was bored. FML
Today, a guy kept flirting with me despite all my hints for him to kindly fuck off and die, so I lied and said I'm a lesbian. This didn't stop him. It got so bad, I had to claim I was born with a dick and say that's why I like girls. Only then did he say "Eeewww..." and back off. FML
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genericnickname 0
You can't have a proper arguement with a child. They don't listen to logic or reason. They'll scream "Autie's a lezzie! Auntie's a lezzie!" until you're beaten into submission.
Amphysvena 11
So, by saying you lost, you mean a 7-year-old actually convinced you that you're gay?
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Comments (41)
blairvic 23
Dude that's just weird. How could you lose? It would just be like Kid:Are you gay? OP:No Kid:Are you sure? OP:Uh yeah Kid:No you're gay OP:Well actually maybe I am. Kid:So you ARE gay! OP:Well I do find Megan Fox hot...
jumpinurpants 0
I'm a girl, I'm straight, but **** Megan fox is as hot as SHIT ( shit=hot )
hamster_10 2
so this kid proved your a lesbian, even when you didn't know you're a lesbian? either this kids got serious gaydar or you need to pay more attention...
funny_girly1 0
Wanna know the definition of pathetic? This FML.
FMLnoFMD 5
By posting this, you are showing that it is bad to be called a lesbian, which is really offensive, but still, how the hell did you lose?
Jester epic_151 11
The poster is a man, look at his icon, of course its bad to be a lesbian if you are a man
nmlutgen 11
Also, if your not in fact a lesbian, how the hell could you lose that argument? "Oh wait, sorry guess your right I am a lesbian after all."
Steffi 26
How do you loose? The only way is if the 7-year-old made you realise for the first time that you are gay.
fantasyworld 39
How do you lose a fight over your sexuality unless you just gave in cause arguing with kids can be annoying.
Vulcan4420 0
Wait, so you're saying that you ARE a lesbian?