Today, while having sex with the guy I have seen for about 3 years, he answered the phone. I found out that he had a girlfriend while he was inside me. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend of nine months when she gets a phone call and decides to answer it. It was her fiancé that I knew nothing about. She told me she was engaged while I was still inside of her. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 3 months and I were in the middle of a heavy make-out session when his cell rang. Normally, he'd ignore it. This time however he pushed me off of him and said "Shit! It's probably my girlfriend!" I thought I was his girlfriend. FML
Today, I spent the night with my guy, who I hadn't seen in ages. In the middle of sex, he answered his phone, told me to be quiet, talked to the girl on the other end about how boring his day was, then left the room to finish talking to her. When he came back, he asked if I felt like swallowing. FML
Today, I found out that the guy I lost my virginity to a few months ago was actually in a relationship the whole time. How did I find this out? His now ex-girlfriend called to yell at me. FML
Today, I woke up and had a voicemail from my boyfriend. I just thought nothing of it because it was a pocket dial. I decided to listen to it carefully and realized it was him having sex with another girl. FML
Today, my boyfriend walked in on me having phone sex with another guy. He either didn't notice or didn't care. FML
Today, my boyfriend of three years decided it was finally time to have sex. After we did, he told me that he was sleeping with another girl. He wanted to have sex with me to see who was better. FML
Today, I had sex with a guy I've liked for ages. We were lying in his bed afterwards, and he mumbled the word "happy". I thought it was really sweet, until he repeated himself. "My girlfriend probably won't be too happy about this." FML
Today, right before sex, with his dick out and the condom in one hand, the guy I was with answered a phone call from his mum. FML
Today, I was video chatting my boyfriend. As we were talking, he answered a phone call. I sat there the whole time as he planned a date with some other girl over the phone. FML
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bbgirlXD 6
you should have moaned hard so his Gf would have heard you!! Fyl Op but u deserve beter
afallingstar 22
obviously you weren't exclusive- you said you were "seeing him" not that he was your boyfriend- so why were you surprised
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Comments (135)
hellie97 0
wow so wat u just hav sex wit any guy
dubstep87 0
seeing? or ******* for 3 years.. there's a big differnce.
zerobahamut03 2
I'm ashamed to be a guy sometimes. o.o
alltimelowislove 0
maybe he was "seeing" you cus you would put out but his real gf wouldnt.
XCaLX_fml 0
37th haha anywho you should have yelled **** me harder or i think im gunna haha get her to no hes cheating on her
ToNstAAr 8
Lol looks Ike your the 'other women' .
Anon9002 0
What's with people answering phone while having sex lately? Is that the new fad or something? What am I missing?
Kobiexo 0
i would have moaned really loud :D
svrg24 1
kobiexo is gorgeous! ha
Xavi89 0
haha **** your life for real!
kekelala3 0
I'm sorry baby! She means nothing to me I promise!