Today, while having sex with the guy I have seen for about 3 years, he answered the phone. I found out that he had a girlfriend while he was inside me. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend of nine months when she gets a phone call and decides to answer it. It was her fiancé that I knew nothing about. She told me she was engaged while I was still inside of her. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 3 months and I were in the middle of a heavy make-out session when his cell rang. Normally, he'd ignore it. This time however he pushed me off of him and said "Shit! It's probably my girlfriend!" I thought I was his girlfriend. FML
Today, I spent the night with my guy, who I hadn't seen in ages. In the middle of sex, he answered his phone, told me to be quiet, talked to the girl on the other end about how boring his day was, then left the room to finish talking to her. When he came back, he asked if I felt like swallowing. FML
Today, I found out that the guy I lost my virginity to a few months ago was actually in a relationship the whole time. How did I find this out? His now ex-girlfriend called to yell at me. FML
Today, I woke up and had a voicemail from my boyfriend. I just thought nothing of it because it was a pocket dial. I decided to listen to it carefully and realized it was him having sex with another girl. FML
Today, my boyfriend walked in on me having phone sex with another guy. He either didn't notice or didn't care. FML
Today, my boyfriend of three years decided it was finally time to have sex. After we did, he told me that he was sleeping with another girl. He wanted to have sex with me to see who was better. FML
Today, I had sex with a guy I've liked for ages. We were lying in his bed afterwards, and he mumbled the word "happy". I thought it was really sweet, until he repeated himself. "My girlfriend probably won't be too happy about this." FML
Today, right before sex, with his dick out and the condom in one hand, the guy I was with answered a phone call from his mum. FML
Today, I was video chatting my boyfriend. As we were talking, he answered a phone call. I sat there the whole time as he planned a date with some other girl over the phone. FML
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bbgirlXD 6
you should have moaned hard so his Gf would have heard you!! Fyl Op but u deserve beter
afallingstar 22
obviously you weren't exclusive- you said you were "seeing him" not that he was your boyfriend- so why were you surprised
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Comments (135)
perdix 31
Brilliant! Usually a guy will break this kind of news to you in a fancy restaurant, gambling that you won't make a scene. This sounds like a funner, cheaper way to do the same thing. You should have said, loudly, "Aw, honey, don't worry, it happens to lots of guys. I'll just use my vibrator -- it's as trusty as you are unreliable."
sw33th3art 3
haha im sorry sweetie. jus dont mess with pretty boy bitches. :)
fuckyouasshole66 0
that sucks
laxplayer1199 0
hahahahhhaahahahahahahahahahahhahahahhahhhahahahahaahh
TitaniumSilver 0
Nothing better for a sweet revenge than to leave him there hard LOL.
Noyes654 0
that's when you grab the phone and tell her,
I_hate_it_all 5
Happened to me too. Twice. and.. I think all guys in norway are like that, sorta.
privateerx 0
Yet another example of what's ****** up with society today. Men are assholes because women are bitches because men are assholes because women are bitches... Men, step up and break the cycle.
Reylugo10 0
damn sucks maybe it's because he wasn't your boyfriend. and your hot 16
tykaboo 0
fyl.,I would have tried to rip off his dick :p