Today, I spent the night with my guy, who I hadn't seen in ages. In the middle of sex, he answered his phone, told me to be quiet, talked to the girl on the other end about how boring his day was, then left the room to finish talking to her. When he came back, he asked if I felt like swallowing. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was video chatting my boyfriend. As we were talking, he answered a phone call. I sat there the whole time as he planned a date with some other girl over the phone. FML
Today, I was having phone sex with my boyfriend. About halfway through he went really quiet and started breathing heavily. I thought he was about to climax until I discovered he had fallen asleep. FML
Today, while having sex with the guy I have seen for about 3 years, he answered the phone. I found out that he had a girlfriend while he was inside me. FML
Today, the guy I have been seeing stopped me in the middle of sex and told me to finish him off by going down on him instead. After a few minutes, I looked up to discover that the noises I had thought were moans of pleasure were actually the sounds of him snoring. FML
Today, when my boyfriend came over he was on his phone. We spent about 15 minutes together before having sex, then he made a phone call and said he had to leave. I could hear him from my window apologising to his coworker because he “just had to do something real quick but was now free to talk again.” FML
Today, my boyfriend fell asleep during phone sex. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house. Expecting to get a little action, I was surprised to find that he had fallen asleep while I was showering. I spent my night watching television and browsing the internet while he snored. Loudly. FML
Today, after finally getting up the confidence, I started talking really dirty to my boyfriend on the phone. I was getting really onto it, and he seemed to enjoy it too. Then I stopped for a second to gauge his reaction. He was snoring. FML
Today, after having some great, intimate phone sex with my boyfriend, he immediately said, "Well, gotta go," and hung up. Thanks for making me feel like some sort of phone-hooker, dude. FML
Today, I was talking dirty with my husband over the phone while he was out of town. I started to verbally act out his fantasy and got quite into it. I was returned with silence. Embarrassed, I tried to hang up. Turns out the call had already been dropped, five minutes prior. FML
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mrose57 0
You should have said "sure!", then brought him to the brink, stopped, got up, grabbed his phone, threw it in the toilet and walked out.
arielhoee 9
You should've told him to swallow it himself. (:
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Comments (94)
Mx_Rider 6
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
i think im firrrrrrrrssst ist like the 7 time but who cares ydi get a better man
ffmmllyaya 0
I doubt this girl is serious either, since she called him 'my guy'
teriwhale 4
get a better guy seriously. he's not worth it : ( FYL
ijrnelson 0
by the sounds of it, we better hope that you said yes! :p
sovietkiwi 0
yeah she better have
WonderBlunder 0
****..
Cristaderzi 0
Ahhh men will be men! Ya got a keeper if your submissive, If not then well I suppose its time to move on...
Goobian 3
You mean if you like being a doormat. Speaking as a submissive a submissive wouldn't tolerate that. I'm serious, just because you are submissive it doesn't mean you take other people's bullshit.
brkn_hearted 0
i have to agree with goobian... i'm a submissive too, and unless you're into cuckolding, that type of shit isn't cool and if i were a girl and that happened to me, i'd leave him. i guess it depends on what your preferences are though. there are those that are okay with multiple partners, and then those that aren't (like myself). but since the OP posted this, even if they were in that type of relationship, obviously shows that it's not something their okay with. and this is of course assuming that OP and bf are in fact in such a relationship... just my thoughts though :) as for OP... sorry to hear that :( i'd slap him and tell him to **** off. but that's just my passive aggressive side :D
CrazyDutch 0
but you're not a girl f@g0t
madhukar 3
submissive in bed implies that u like getting dominated when ur in bed, not neglected and insulted.
karagarren 8
85, I think what they mean here is that they're more of a pushover and let the other partner have their way more. not talking about the bedroom in this case
thefury 0
how charming
Mx_Rider 6
2 true true
gecko13 0
errrr ,, but how about bighting?
jessurah 16
How about spelling?
arielhoee 9
You should've told him to swallow it himself. (:
bad_days1428 0
do you know how hard that is ! **** him . just swallow
meow97 0
I want your hair ...
xoconnie 8
i hope you left imediatelyy. what a jerk!