Today, while pooping at work, I was scrolling through social media. I dropped my phone in the toilet and the automatic flusher engaged, flushing my phone halfway into the pipes, which then flooded the toilet. I had to call maintenance and explain what happened to retrieve phone. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was checking my phone while using the toilet. In a distressing moment of my brain mixing up the signals to my hands, I dropped my phone into the bowl and pressed my thumb into the shitty paper to turn it off. FML
Today, I was fiddling with a ring my aunt hand made me, accidentally slipping it off, and dropped it in the toilet. Like an idiot, I scrambled to get it out only for my bending over to activate the automatic flush. FML
Today, while I was going to the bathroom, my engagement ring fell off into the toilet, which then automatically flushed. FML
Today, I took a dump at work. When I went to flush the toilet, it clogged and began to overflow. I left the bathroom as it was and as I walked out, my boss came in. FML
Today, I was taking a dump at work at a nursing home. While reaching for the toilet paper, I accidently pushed the emergency button. The nursing supervisors broke into the washroom to help. FML
Today, I dropped my phone in the toilet. Now I know why they call it 'smart' phone; it's smarter than me. FML
Today, I accidentally dropped my phone in the toilet. I automatically dove my hand in and ran out of the stall with it. As I dried it, some girls were laughing. I assumed that they were laughing because my phone fell in the toilet. Then I noticed my pants were still down. FML
Today, I lost my cell phone. But found it again! And then dropped it in the toilet. FML
Today, I got food poisoning at work. I had my head in the toilet when the auto flush decided to turn on. The force of the flush was so powerful half of what I threw up splashed back into my face. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me over, all just to unclog his toilet. It was clogged because he put my phone in it while he was taking a dump to see if it would actually flush. FML
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Top comments
Niall Hutchinson 8
Now you know next time to lean forward whilst using your phone on the toilet. Hopefully your phone wasn't too badly damaged.
RichardPencil 32
Once my phone falls into shit, it’s time for a new phone!
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Comments (12)
Niall Hutchinson 8
Now you know next time to lean forward whilst using your phone on the toilet. Hopefully your phone wasn't too badly damaged.
Charlie Given 28
I guess you have a shitty phone now😂😂🤣🤣
RichardPencil 32
Once my phone falls into shit, it’s time for a new phone!
awildwhisper 30
It'll never all come out from the inside 😷
fde2blknimout 18
If only you had a otter box.
Nagwa Sami ♋ 6
i'm sitting on the toilet rn reading this
littlekellilee 45
After all of that, did you really WANT it back? Even the SIM card has been through too much at that point. Just let it die peacefully in phone heaven after its been retrieved.
DanielleinDC 34
Maybe you should lean forward when using your phone on the toilet or consider not using the phone at all.
shannon2348 14
I'm really not understanding how if you were sitting on the toilet how could the phone possibly fall in? Wouldn't your body be in the way? This makes no sense.