Today, after doing a graveyard shift at work, I took the bus home. I fell asleep on the way and woke up 25 miles away from my bus stop. I took another bus heading back and couldn't stay awake. I then woke up where I started from. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I fell asleep on the bus after a long day. I woke up to the driver nudging me, saying, "End of the line, mate." I had no idea where I was, and it was raining. FML
Today, I fell asleep on the bus and when I woke up, I found out that I missed my stop by ten stops and I was on the last bus of the night. And, to make matters worse, a drunk hobo was sitting next to me with a beer in one hand and was rubbing my leg with the other. FML
Today, I got the bus to work instead of walking so I could be there faster. However, I accidentally got on the wrong bus which let me off a mile and a half away from my workplace. Then, after another half-hour of trying to walk there, I found that it wasn't even open that day. FML
Today, I was so tired that I fell asleep on a bus. When I awoke suddenly, half of the bus was staring at me, with some people chuckling and smiling. I have no idea what I did. FML
Today, I studied all night for a big test. I ended up falling asleep on the bus ride there. I woke up in a different province. FML
Today, I got on the bus I take every morning and sat in my usual seat. After about ten minutes, I noticed that the route was different and I had no idea where we were. I had been staring at my phone and boarded the wrong number bus without noticing. FML
Today, I fell asleep on the bus taking me home after a long hard day at work. I woke up with my head on a stranger’s shoulder, drooling. The worst part? The stranger was my crush from college, who I haven’t seen in years. Turns out we have the same bus route. FML
Today, I took the bus to work. A sweet old lady got on after and sat next to me. Halfway there, she fell asleep, her head on my shoulder. I gently tried to wake her up before my stop. She wasn't sleeping. I let a dead woman lie on me for 30 minutes. FML
Today, I was in a bus headed to another city and fell asleep as did everyone else. I must've woken up last, because I half-snorted as I woke up and everybody heard. Now we’re on a coffee break and I can see them all snicker about it outside. FML
Today, I was the weird girl on the city bus who falls asleep then makes a loud, weird noise and wakes herself up. FML
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duckiedolittle 0
one word; coffee.
smiley_ily 0
lmaoo, at least you had some time to sleep. just keep doing it till the morning x)
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Comments (71)
deadxlife 0
haha fyl indeed
megiscool123 0
haha what a waste of time sounds like it wouldve been morning by the time you got home
FCChelsea 3
You should have drank coffee, or something else that would keep you awake.
WardFML 0
agree^^^^^ also how do you fall asleep on a bus. they're nasty
iSitt 0
there's an iPhone app that rings when you reach a location
CvBobo 0
aww poor you :( but u really should have drank a cup of coffee of pepsi(cokes nasty! lol)
CvBobo 0
*or my bad : )
pingpongpickle 8
I think it's time to get a car buddy
MichieBabiie 0
Lmao get energy drinks dude.
seanreddog 4
you missed your "stop bus"? twice? hey why don't you give the guy next to you or the driver 5 or ten $ to wake you up at your stop next time. Anyway like others have said caffeine and sugar can solve this problem pretty easy.
maxdashz 0
I agree with everyone else about the sugar and caffeine ideas but maybe he could get a car for himself? That would make sense...
seanreddog 4
I don't know if I would want the op on the road...
lcolla38 0
yeah that's all we need somebody falling alsleep on the wheel and killing someone. just stay on the bus
cincin75 0
Bon va yage, OP. ;)
Ali_Br_fml 33
yeah... he can't stay awake to get off @ the right stop, but he can to drive home??? my mom drove us off the road when she fell asleep @ the wheel. my head banging against the glass saved our lives... hurt like hell, but we're alive. ask the driver or some1 to wake you up next time op... when I fall asleep on busses/trains in NYC, I somehow manage to wake up at the right stop... just lucky that way. maybe a car is too expensive for op. who knows? just voicing my opinions... *covers head to avoid flying rotten tomatoes*
nimasag1 0
u don't even need to drink coffee. just stand up on the bus problem solved
is300k 0
if his graveyard is anything like mine? then all that caffeine shit won't work. I used to pound energy drinks all night but could still fall asleep as soon as I sat down.Fyl dude
Camaieu_fml 0
You mean Bon voyage ?
Matty1188 6
If he/she was that tired, driving would really not be a good idea.
bigguytx 0
RED BULL!!!!
ViciousLily 0
#19 he rides a bus you think he could afford a iphone.
dragonaair 5
Just because you ride the bus, it doesnt mean your poor.
JeWbOy101 11
Not really. If he was that tired then he would probably have passed out behind the wheel which would have been much worse. They say driving tired is almost as bad as driving drunk. Better off to pass out on a bus where the worst thing to happen is a missed stop then pass out driving and accidentally kill someone.
cheergirly789 4
Stay awake then next time OP
yourlifesfucked 0
he probably did ask sum1 o wake him but it was in broken english, so they didnt know wtf he was saying.
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
4: Obvious troll is obvious =
smiley_ily 0
lmaoo, at least you had some time to sleep. just keep doing it till the morning x)
PhoenixFiend 0
#6, atleast you're willing to admit it. Until anti-flop protection sweeps your post away.
beachgirl332 0
just ask the driver to wake you up next time
sourgirl101 29
Best idea so far.
duckiedolittle 0
one word; coffee.
LoL7smiLeyface 0
haha that's kinda funy but sad at the same time
autumn16 0
ydi for sleepin on a gross bus it's called 5 hour energy or coffee.
zerobahamut03 2
awe do u look cute while asleep? ^-^;;
Camaieu_fml 0
Funny American people :D
legonut4 0
play some music or something