Today, my wife, in her magnificent wedding dress, had her period during the ceremony. How did I find out? The same way everyone else did. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, during my wedding ceremony, the groom-to-be found it appropriate to blurt out about an ongoing affair with my maid of honor. They got married instead. FML
Today, I went to pick up my wedding dress from the seamstress, only to find out that my fiancé called two weeks ago to say I wanted the dress "tie-dyed to match our new theme." She believed him. Our wedding is tomorrow. FML
Today, I woke up to realize I got my period a week early. The day of the after-wedding brunch. In a sort of remote area. Without pads or tampons. I need to be at the breakfast in a half-hour. FML
Today, I had diarrhea and shit myself. During my wedding. In my wedding dress. FML
Today, it was my wedding. Everyone showed up… except my fiancé. FML
Today, it is my wedding day. I couldn't find my very expensive wedding dress anywhere. After almost 2 hours of panic and chaos, I found it in my pool, covered in red paint, with a note on one of my lounge chairs reading, "Today is MY wedding day, bitch." FML
Today, my fiancée got married. I did not. FML
Today, I found out that my now-ex slept with his not-so-ex the day before our wedding. FML
Today, was my wedding. After eating, I had an urge to fart. I let one rip just before my husband and I were called to do the garter dance. He seductively tried to use his teeth to remove the garter and came out from under my dress dry heaving. I dutch ovened my husband in front of everyone. FML
Today, I gave a toast at my close friend's wedding. The bride's little cousin snuck up behind me and unzipped my dress. As I ended my speech with, "To a night we will never forget!", my dress fell all the way down. I was quick. People's phones were quicker. Well, they won't forget my undies. FML
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lewalrus 4
F*ckherLife
Rainbowsareshiny 0
ok well...maybe she was just so excited she forgot? ugh, i don't know when my ******* period is coming! i'm not an idiot, it's just irregular! so basically, have a heart. it's her wedding day, do you think she WANTED to find out that way? and dude...i agree with 11, and in doing so i'm giving you one less comment that's basically calling you an asshole =]
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lewalrus 4
F*ckherLife
Rainbowsareshiny 0
ok well...maybe she was just so excited she forgot? ugh, i don't know when my ******* period is coming! i'm not an idiot, it's just irregular! so basically, have a heart. it's her wedding day, do you think she WANTED to find out that way? and dude...i agree with 11, and in doing so i'm giving you one less comment that's basically calling you an asshole =]
dizzygirl06 0
aww, in all seriousness, that sucks for her. way to have the most important day of her life ruined. i hope people weren't too disrespectful about it.
blacklagoon_fml 0
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That's terrible. And I don't see why a woman's wedding should be the most "important" day of her life. "Special" maybe. But this isn't the dark ages, who you marry doesn't matter.
CherishFlowers 0
"Who you marry doesn't matter"?? That's got to be one of the stupidest things I've ever heard.
krystalpantss 0
wow ha that's a life commitment I would call that important
AmericanRedcoat 6
He's saying "who you marry doesn't define you, or the way you live." you know what, I have a lot of respect for him/ her as for the OP, women bleed. it is a fact of life. Even of their period comes and goes and we don't expect it for months, under stress -- like maybe a wedding!!!-- sometimes, women bleed again, called a show. I really hope you're not the douchebag you seem and comforted her on this obviously special day that was darkened by stress. FHL man.
hausmad1 3
You will never bE happy.. A wedding isn't just special to a women it's special to a man to. So saying it doesn't matter is just talking like an ass
chuckles 0
f her life..
Dayen 0
there is a such thing as being irregular you know. so sorry about your wife. hopefully in the future you two can look back and laugh about what happened.
Kua_Mei 0
Erm. Yes, there is such a thing as being irregular. What the hell else would you call it coming unpredictably at different times each month?
kieligirl 8
Yes that's what he said.
Jospehina 0
I don't believe it... I'm irregular too, and not only would she not have noticed getting it, it wouldn't have had time to soak through all the layers of her dress, unless she was hemoraging. And if it by some amazing chance it had, her bridesmaids would SO have told her before she walked down the aisle. I don't believe this is real in the least, but if it was, you'd be such a jerk for not only not being sympathetic but for posting about it online, that I'd hoped she'd divorce you by next month.
GeekN 0
POOR GIRL!
Raceta 5
I had my period on my wedding day, and my dress had so many layers there was NO chance that it could ever be seen in the ceremony! Also, it's not like it comes out like a tap! MEN!
partyyy08 0
I have a hard time believing this because: a) She should know around the time her period is coming, even if she's irregular, and take precautions. If she's old enough to get married she's old enough to have become accustomed to her cycle. b) It doesn't just flow out and soak through that many layers of fabric, as others above me have pointed out. She would feel it before it got the chance to be that heavy. On the off chance that this is true, I can see why it is **** both your lives and not just hers since the wedding day is equally yours and hers. That would be pretty embarrassing to say the least. I'm gonna make sure not to plan my wedding day on my period.