Today, while giving my fiancé a hand-job, my ring got stuck in his pubes. We had to awkwardly get to the kitchen to get scissors. FML
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Mega_bug 9
Guys, calm down. Yes, I was giving him a handjob, big deal. Ever heard of foreplay? "Sexy-time" had just started. Trust me, we were getting to the rest. And we have been engaged long enough that I was used to the ring and didn't notice that I still had it on.
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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ant1ion 12
That's a turn off
Sarah_moustache 9
I can just picture a man and woman waddling to the kitchen. I hope you guys don't have large windows!
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jwbfml 11
I'm buying a trimmer today. Hopefully my wife and I never end up in the kitchen.
BunchieRules 31
To 12, and all Grammar Nazis - I understand how tempting it can be to grammatically correct someone, but as long as you understood the comment, it shouldn't really matter if they spelled a word wrong or switched homophones. And 12, you corrected "yo" but you didn't even notice "could of"?
ant1ion 12
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kevinn95 0
And this is why I shave..
ant1ion 12
You use your thumb to type??
BunchieRules 31
12 - My apologies. It seems while I was giving a lecture I didn't even notice you wrote the original comment. Disregard my previous comment; nothing to see here...
Kbearlove23 0
One word "Wax"(:
klovemachine 24
(taking notes)...
bcpelle 2
A real wife would give more than a hand job. What is this middle school?
simplylost643 0
#77- Never underestimate the power of an "old fashioned". Variety is the spice that sweetens the most accustomed of dishes.
Mifflicious 18
Are you in kindergarten or what? I'd be surprised if any girl wants you.
munchy22 5
As far as your profile picture is concerned, yes this is middle school.
COOL__Coal 12
No shit Sherlock.