Today, while giving my fiancé a hand-job, my ring got stuck in his pubes. We had to awkwardly get to the kitchen to get scissors. FML
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Mega_bug 9
Guys, calm down. Yes, I was giving him a handjob, big deal. Ever heard of foreplay? "Sexy-time" had just started. Trust me, we were getting to the rest. And we have been engaged long enough that I was used to the ring and didn't notice that I still had it on.
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ant1ion 12
That's a turn off
Sarah_moustache 9
I can just picture a man and woman waddling to the kitchen. I hope you guys don't have large windows!
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Comments (267)
kieferr 8
Have some decency to have personal hygiene.
Briscuit 24
Are you saying that to have good hygiene you shouldn't have pubes? I'm confused since I thought most men kept it natural, not to mention that pubes are there for hygienic reasons in the first place? :x
TarieBoo 2
having hair is not bad hygeine if you keep it clean! thats like saying we all have to be bald because or hair is too dirty?
GothicAngel17 24
Pubic hair helps to keep the nasty bacteria away in women, I'm assuming it's the same for men. It's there for a reason, it's not unhygienic to keep it there. People who shave/wax pubic hair are more likely to be prone to infections. You were saying?
kieferr 8
No, I'm simply stating that if you are getting a ring caught in your pubes you obviously at least need to trim. Person hygiene is knowing that if you have a forest that a little trimming wouldn't hurt. I was never once stating it's bad because he has pubes.
fabulosogurlee 7
Are you left handed?
Enslaved 38
It might not have been her /engagement/ ring. Lots of girls wear rings on both hands.(: or yeah, she's a lefty.
randii_17 11
Can't she give a handjob with her left hand even if she's right-handed?
downwardfall 0
Lol
dredkin 5
Ouch
br0ccoli 15
A couple more handjobs and your fiancé's balls will be smoother than a baby's behind. Who needs wax? Might as well put that ring to good use.
SmokinGuns 13
Where did you get balls? She said a handjob not a physical.
supersmeg12345 10
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
See that's why you give guys ********. That shit don't happen....UP AN DOWN. NOT LEFT TO RIGHT !
GothicAngel17 24
You're making no sense dude. How does that have anything to do with it?
mcdish 4
Weedwacker
MustacheChildren 0
So. You're a lefty.
fabulosogurlee 7
It makes me so sad when other people steel my comment. It's like a boyfriend steeler but somehow worse
fabulosogurlee 7
O and I realize that I used the wrong steal twice
GothicAngel17 24
85- Get over it, not everybody reads the comments before they comment. Plus, I found this comment a lot funnier than yours because I read it in a sleazy voice ;)
theamazingone_12 7
im surprised the dude didnt tell you to take the ring off before that happened.... i know i wouldnt want cold metal on my dick
killerkiss92 8
Really shouldn't be cold, metal is a pretty good heat conductor or whatever. Should be as warm as her.
MsBHaven 8
Yeah... because that's the first thing that goes through a guys mind when he's about to receive a hand job!
Matty1188 6
It's awkwardness. I couldn't leave it.