Today, while giving my fiancé a hand-job, my ring got stuck in his pubes. We had to awkwardly get to the kitchen to get scissors. FML
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Mega_bug 9
Guys, calm down. Yes, I was giving him a handjob, big deal. Ever heard of foreplay? "Sexy-time" had just started. Trust me, we were getting to the rest. And we have been engaged long enough that I was used to the ring and didn't notice that I still had it on.
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ant1ion 12
That's a turn off
Sarah_moustache 9
I can just picture a man and woman waddling to the kitchen. I hope you guys don't have large windows!
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Comments (267)
AKGirlinSD 20
Manscaping would have avoided this problem! Plus, your man's dick will look larger ;).
kylebownsyou 4
His life sucked more than yours at that moment.
AKGirlinSD 20
Every good woman knows that a man's area is super sensitive.
ant1ion 12
69- >_> I feel dumb now lol I was thinking computer lol even though I'm using the app as well XD
ddddddddg 9
No I'm sure they were perfectly shaven, it probably looked like normal skin
peniiis 8
Definitely not a story for the grandkids...
kittenvks 11
^ don't listen to him OP!! We need future FMLs!
lowshadows 21
Try the right hand next time south paw lol.
ant1ion 12
Thumbed myself down
hatesfate 6
51 - it's a sign to stop posting dumb comments Listen to the signs...
neoamaru_fml 8
Have you tried setting the bush on fire?! :/ much faster results..
drumrgonewild 2
Those must have been really gnarly pubes were they dreadlocks????