Today, while giving my fiancé a hand-job, my ring got stuck in his pubes. We had to awkwardly get to the kitchen to get scissors. FML
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Mega_bug 9
Guys, calm down. Yes, I was giving him a handjob, big deal. Ever heard of foreplay? "Sexy-time" had just started. Trust me, we were getting to the rest. And we have been engaged long enough that I was used to the ring and didn't notice that I still had it on.
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ant1ion 12
That's a turn off
Sarah_moustache 9
I can just picture a man and woman waddling to the kitchen. I hope you guys don't have large windows!
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Comments (267)
perdix 31
That's reason #1 to shave/trim down there. Getting your pubes yanked is pretty painful and counteracts the pleasure of getting your **** stroked. Unless you're into that S&M shit.
therealslim 15
^ I thought it was quite a smooth recovery actually
perdix 31
Hand jobs suck! ... so to speak.
PrettyKookieToo 8
Well, that's awkward... Ná, tað var pínligt...
darkangel752 2
I think it might be time for a serious trim.... Maybe a wax if he's man enough.
Gunnarr 12
I'm slightly curious as to why he's still getting handjobs at this stage in your relationship. Commitment!!
Isoldael 27
Doesn't mean they weren't going to do more, later...
charvisioku 22
Why? It's a bit weird that you think they should just stop bothering with certain sexual favours once they hit a certain 'stage' in their relationship. It could have been this strange thing we call... oh what was it... oh yeah! Foreplay. Good god.
Mifflicious 18
I would't be surprised if you haven't had any 'real' relationship.
afropuffjake 9
Be glad you weren't blowing him, one of your earrings could have gotten stuck...
wtf20007 10
Doesn't matter had....... Hand Job?
RogueWarrior869 23
170: Your comment is the only one to actually make me laugh on this fml. xD
emenesso 13
Sounds like someone could use some hedgeclippers. (Think Scary Movie)
Nauvea 4
Stop trying to make hand jobs happen. They're never going to happen.