Today, while giving my fiancé a hand-job, my ring got stuck in his pubes. We had to awkwardly get to the kitchen to get scissors. FML
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Mega_bug 9
Guys, calm down. Yes, I was giving him a handjob, big deal. Ever heard of foreplay? "Sexy-time" had just started. Trust me, we were getting to the rest. And we have been engaged long enough that I was used to the ring and didn't notice that I still had it on.
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ant1ion 12
That's a turn off
Sarah_moustache 9
I can just picture a man and woman waddling to the kitchen. I hope you guys don't have large windows!
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Comments (267)
ihaveFMLfeverr 5
You don't say...
MissFits_fml 6
"Couldn't you... have* just taken*" I'm not really a grammar Nazi extremist or anything, but I couldn't help but correct that bit.
mookie24 2
Ever hear of manscaping?
beauty_life_love 7
Shave that shit, yo!
thunter2000 2
A trim now and then would keep that from happening.
DieInYourArms 0
Who gives somebody a hand job with a ring on?....
dsl1123 8
You should have given him a BJ unless you have braces.
Hiphuray4peas 27
Too funny.
sarahjacquelyn 3
Man scape maybe?
Ray_of_midnight 23
The way I see it, you have three options: 1) use your mouth instead 2) take your rings off 3) get him to start shaving/waxing.