Today, while giving my fiancé a hand-job, my ring got stuck in his pubes. We had to awkwardly get to the kitchen to get scissors. FML
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Mega_bug 9
Guys, calm down. Yes, I was giving him a handjob, big deal. Ever heard of foreplay? "Sexy-time" had just started. Trust me, we were getting to the rest. And we have been engaged long enough that I was used to the ring and didn't notice that I still had it on.
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ant1ion 12
That's a turn off
Sarah_moustache 9
I can just picture a man and woman waddling to the kitchen. I hope you guys don't have large windows!
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Comments (267)
bobevanssucks 2
How come it's awkward if your engaged?
Spazz420 7
As a courtesy take OFF your rings!!
carsoneto 0
You should of just taken off the ring
babyshaft408 8
Damn that's a bush the
ack21012 0
SHAVE .... IT KEEPS U CLEAN AND NO TANGLES .... LOL TO FUNNY I CAN ONLY IMAGINE THE TROUBLE .... LOL .... HAD TO BE ONE HECK OF A SITE
MsBHaven 8
Why are you SHOUTING!?
grnfairy 5
And that's why u shave
jujujaybird 3
Did you ever think of taking the ring off of your finger...?
AshbyMalpass 1
If you would have sucked his dick, it wouldn't have happened.
appless1333 1
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calib0i 0
He must have long pubes. Tell that man to trim his bush a bit