Today, while giving my fiancé a hand-job, my ring got stuck in his pubes. We had to awkwardly get to the kitchen to get scissors. FML
Mega_bug tells us more.
Mega_bug 9
Guys, calm down. Yes, I was giving him a handjob, big deal. Ever heard of foreplay? "Sexy-time" had just started. Trust me, we were getting to the rest. And we have been engaged long enough that I was used to the ring and didn't notice that I still had it on.
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ant1ion 12
That's a turn off
Sarah_moustache 9
I can just picture a man and woman waddling to the kitchen. I hope you guys don't have large windows!
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Comments (267)
shannon37323 6
Time for him to do some manscaping
HotRod91 2
now that's a hairy situation.
Beowulf209 5
Dude needs to trim his bush. See? Girls aren't the only ones that need need to trim the hedge!
Mifflicious 18
Girls doens't NEED to trim anything. Neither do guys.
MrRager7 1
Sounds like he needs to trim.
kdodge213 4
Cut the Fro Bro..
Montynes 0
LOL!!!
UnholyAlpaka12 12
Good way to start my daily FML's
chetchatter 5
omg, OP lives in same state as me... i knew this state was full of idiots
sandyclaus 15
What the heck are you doing giving him a handjob with your rings still on your fingers? That's just a mess waiting to happen - so it did. No one to blame but yourself for that tangled mess (pun intended).
xxGhost_Wolfxx 2
When adding the "(pun intended)" it makes the pun significantly less funny.
mspoutylips 8
It's not awkward, it's something you can laugh about. Makes your relationship fun & surprising.
MsBHaven 8
Hhmmm... 'fun and surprising' lol. Am agreed it probably came as a surprise to the OPs BF but doubt 'fun' would be a word he would use to describe his outlook on the whole situation! :S