Today, while getting intimate with my girlfriend, she asked me to whisper her name. Apparently, her name isn't Kate. FML
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Today, I was doing it with my girlfriend. Trying to be sexy, I moaned her name. She replied, "What?" FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. I really get off on hearing her say my name so I was imagining her doing so more often than she actually was. I then called out my own name by accident. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were doing the dirty, when she told me to say her full name, including her middle name. I'd forgot her middle name. It was completely awkward after. I'm a dumbass. FML
Today, while I was getting it on with my girlfriend I accidentally called out "Mom" instead of her name. FML
Today, I was having sex with the guy I've been in love with for years. I moaned, "say my name." He didn't know it. FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. Mid-thrust she says "I love you, Jeremy." Then in rapid succession, she fires off 2 other names. None of the names were mine. FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when I said the wrong name in bed. On top of that, it was the name of her ex-husband's ex-girlfriend. Who he cheated on my girlfriend with while they were together. FML
Today, while making love to my wife, I let slip her sister's name. I don't think it would calm her down much if I told the truth: I was actually thinking of an ex girlfriend who shares the same name. FML
Today, I was at my girlfriend's house. It was just me and her. Things began to get heated, and we started doing it on the living room couch. Near the end of it, I whispered in her ear, "Who's your daddy?" I then heard behind me, "I am." FML
Today, after some very passionate sex with my girlfriend, she exclaimed, "That was amazing Drew." She quickly tried to turn "Drew" into my actual name, which doesn't sound anything like Drew. FML
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unknown_user5566 27
She's your girlfriend, and you don't know her name? Are you kidding me?
Fx13mz 7
You done goofed there, genius.
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Comments (169)
1JDub 6
Apparantly, your not getting any! FYL
kittytub 12
this reminds me of the song Polaroid by shwayze. anyone else?
loopsy_fml 14
I thought of the song That's Not My Name They call me night girl But I'm a fright girl Baby Joliesa, it's all the same That's not my name (x4) ^the words might not be exact. Also I don't know how to spell Joliesa. Total guess on that one
kittytub 12
yeah, that too. but Polaroid is basically he bangs so many chicks he doesn't bother/can't tell/doesn't remember, which could be op :P
yoursucklives 36
you got the lyrics completely wrong there, 48
ICastillo 25
Maybe she meant her sex name. Ivana Humpalot. Na but how the hell do you forget your girlfriends name Op?
Enslaved 38
Say my name, say my name When no one is around you, say baby I love you. "Kate" *nut check*
olpally 33
The stupidity is strong with this one... Ydi, pay attention to your girlfriend! Whatever her name is.... Lol
perdix 31
Mulva? Hest? Dolores!!!!! You don't have to call me "darlin'," darlin' You never even called me by my name.
gc327072 31
And I never, minded standin, in the raaaaaaaaaaain wwhhooooooaaaaa
rebakah 6
How do you not know your girlfriends name?
mr994 7
I'm hoping that "Kate" isn't your sister, or another relative of yours.
kcmeeks13 2
Deserved that one, didn't ya?
helloimjack 5
Happens all the time :D
KiddNYC1O 22
Chill, Flo.