Today, while getting intimate with my girlfriend, she asked me to whisper her name. Apparently, her name isn't Kate. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was doing it with my girlfriend. Trying to be sexy, I moaned her name. She replied, "What?" FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. I really get off on hearing her say my name so I was imagining her doing so more often than she actually was. I then called out my own name by accident. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were doing the dirty, when she told me to say her full name, including her middle name. I'd forgot her middle name. It was completely awkward after. I'm a dumbass. FML
Today, while I was getting it on with my girlfriend I accidentally called out "Mom" instead of her name. FML
Today, I was having sex with the guy I've been in love with for years. I moaned, "say my name." He didn't know it. FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. Mid-thrust she says "I love you, Jeremy." Then in rapid succession, she fires off 2 other names. None of the names were mine. FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when I said the wrong name in bed. On top of that, it was the name of her ex-husband's ex-girlfriend. Who he cheated on my girlfriend with while they were together. FML
Today, while making love to my wife, I let slip her sister's name. I don't think it would calm her down much if I told the truth: I was actually thinking of an ex girlfriend who shares the same name. FML
Today, I was at my girlfriend's house. It was just me and her. Things began to get heated, and we started doing it on the living room couch. Near the end of it, I whispered in her ear, "Who's your daddy?" I then heard behind me, "I am." FML
Today, after some very passionate sex with my girlfriend, she exclaimed, "That was amazing Drew." She quickly tried to turn "Drew" into my actual name, which doesn't sound anything like Drew. FML
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unknown_user5566 27
She's your girlfriend, and you don't know her name? Are you kidding me?
Fx13mz 7
You done goofed there, genius.
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Comments (169)
BlowinChronic 18
Apparently her name wasn't Kate? You idiot how do you have no idea who it is you are getting intimate with... Wow YDI.
whostolemylama 12
I'm sure its one of the parties' fault. Yours if you're a scumbag; hers, if she would jump into bed with a person that each other does not know very well. Not much of this story to tell which, so why is the guy being thumbed down?
whostolemylama 12
Nevermind; Its the guy, the key term 'girlfriend' signals it's the scumbag.
BreeannHatesYou 4
I just tried to tell you this, but you figured it out. So I'm editing the comment so I don't look like an idiot...
lexi365 20
Wait... What? How do you not know your girlfriend's name?
thethatoneguy_21 4
Simple, either She told him the wrong name or she has a sister named Kate.......either way he's a moron
aalexandrao 2
You can possibly be the biggest douche out there.
X_Codes 11
Are you new to the site? Hang around for a week or so and you'll find some people who are OH SO MUCH WORSE... Kind of the appeal, really. :p
loserboii 11
"what's your name?" "Anonymous."
iiTzNeeNerz 26
Is this a Tumblr reference? If it is, you earned cool points. Haha
loserboii 11
It's from the Bobby Valentino song-Anonymous.
Kiki242 19
I have a feeling that you may be unfaithful. Either that or called her by an ex's name.
lemonzone25 17
Apparently, you're an asshole.
brandon3747 16
Dick
UncleMuscles 5
Penis.
SWhimsynBubbaS 14
Cheeseburger! No? Ok...
gmc_blossom 21
****.
Enslaved 38
I now understand why so many tend to use pet names like: Lovie (my fav) honey, cutie, babe etc. . . But you said "girlfriend" not some chic I was seeing/banging (or the likes) shame on you!
elephantsarecute 16
I don't see at all how this isn't YDI. Even if OP isn't a cheater he should know his "girlfriend's" name.