Today, while getting intimate with my girlfriend, she asked me to whisper her name. Apparently, her name isn't Kate. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was doing it with my girlfriend. Trying to be sexy, I moaned her name. She replied, "What?" FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. I really get off on hearing her say my name so I was imagining her doing so more often than she actually was. I then called out my own name by accident. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were doing the dirty, when she told me to say her full name, including her middle name. I'd forgot her middle name. It was completely awkward after. I'm a dumbass. FML
Today, while I was getting it on with my girlfriend I accidentally called out "Mom" instead of her name. FML
Today, I was having sex with the guy I've been in love with for years. I moaned, "say my name." He didn't know it. FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. Mid-thrust she says "I love you, Jeremy." Then in rapid succession, she fires off 2 other names. None of the names were mine. FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when I said the wrong name in bed. On top of that, it was the name of her ex-husband's ex-girlfriend. Who he cheated on my girlfriend with while they were together. FML
Today, while making love to my wife, I let slip her sister's name. I don't think it would calm her down much if I told the truth: I was actually thinking of an ex girlfriend who shares the same name. FML
Today, I was at my girlfriend's house. It was just me and her. Things began to get heated, and we started doing it on the living room couch. Near the end of it, I whispered in her ear, "Who's your daddy?" I then heard behind me, "I am." FML
Today, after some very passionate sex with my girlfriend, she exclaimed, "That was amazing Drew." She quickly tried to turn "Drew" into my actual name, which doesn't sound anything like Drew. FML
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unknown_user5566 27
She's your girlfriend, and you don't know her name? Are you kidding me?
Fx13mz 7
You done goofed there, genius.
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Comments (169)
ElricMustang 23
How is this NOT your fault? They should have an option to blame themself instead of writing FML at the end. Why can't people have a trusting relationship these days?
tayraaah 31
How can you not know your girlfriends name? Idiot.
KM96 24
Douche bag is yours
Roo79 1
How long has this court ship been? Awkward! !
mtlfenix 7
Dude, how can you forget?! When she wears the leather mask and outfit as you're getting "intimate" she is only known as Domina! Now she'll have to traumatize it into you so you for forget! Won't be able to sit for days poor thing...
enahom 4
Dude don't be an asshole
TheyCallMeDamien 18
That's ugly!
keeper801 8
Da fuq did I just read
gmc_blossom 21
"Today, while getting intimate with my girlfriend, she asked me to whisper her name. Apparently, her name is not Kate. FML"
cjo_4592 3
I believe the apparently, implies sarcasm. So her name is in my theory kate, but that isn't what Op's gf was hoping to hear? Just a guess.
charvisioku 22
No... you missed the point. He accidentally called his girlfriend the wrong name. Probably either cheating or has one of those minds that just farts occasionally. It IS a sarcastic "apparently", but not in the way you took it.
nissan31 2
At a boy u got a few on. The go!!!