Today, while getting intimate with my girlfriend, she asked me to whisper her name. Apparently, her name isn't Kate. FML
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Today, I was doing it with my girlfriend. Trying to be sexy, I moaned her name. She replied, "What?" FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. I really get off on hearing her say my name so I was imagining her doing so more often than she actually was. I then called out my own name by accident. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were doing the dirty, when she told me to say her full name, including her middle name. I'd forgot her middle name. It was completely awkward after. I'm a dumbass. FML
Today, while I was getting it on with my girlfriend I accidentally called out "Mom" instead of her name. FML
Today, I was having sex with the guy I've been in love with for years. I moaned, "say my name." He didn't know it. FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. Mid-thrust she says "I love you, Jeremy." Then in rapid succession, she fires off 2 other names. None of the names were mine. FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when I said the wrong name in bed. On top of that, it was the name of her ex-husband's ex-girlfriend. Who he cheated on my girlfriend with while they were together. FML
Today, while making love to my wife, I let slip her sister's name. I don't think it would calm her down much if I told the truth: I was actually thinking of an ex girlfriend who shares the same name. FML
Today, I was at my girlfriend's house. It was just me and her. Things began to get heated, and we started doing it on the living room couch. Near the end of it, I whispered in her ear, "Who's your daddy?" I then heard behind me, "I am." FML
Today, after some very passionate sex with my girlfriend, she exclaimed, "That was amazing Drew." She quickly tried to turn "Drew" into my actual name, which doesn't sound anything like Drew. FML
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unknown_user5566 27
She's your girlfriend, and you don't know her name? Are you kidding me?
Fx13mz 7
You done goofed there, genius.
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metaphoristic 8
Today, I couldn't find any food to make breakfast with, except a piece of bread and butter. After I had toasted and buttered it, I bit down, only to discover a patch of mold right over my tongue. It was the only moldy part of the bread. FML
joea21 21
I did the same thing with your mom... Crazy though her name isn't Kate either... Fml
dangousity 21
******* awesome mate!!!
xNephilim 19
Eh, that's okay. I call people by every name but their own, especially in any emotional moments.
devilz_advocate 7
Is it possible that the GIRLFRIEND gave OP the wrong name, or are men always wrong?
devilz_advocate 7
p.s. **** you 91- think outside the box... No pun intended
sugarlover1998 7
so..let me get this straight. She's your girlfriend, and "apparently her name is not Kate." and you have no recollection of what her name is? you, my friend have problems.
KimasaurusRexx 5
I obviously don't know everything about you and your relationship to say too much but seriously you should know your own girlfriends name.
loveyouall81 2
Hahahaha YES!!! That's a win in my books!
StephenStills 6
Yeah... I'd dump you.