Today, my boss created a WhatsApp group called "Forever Alone", added me and only me, and then left so that I could be the only person in the group. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I joined a group chat with new coworkers. Trying to be funny, I wrote, “What is this bunch of weirdos up to?” My big boss, who I hadn't noticed was in the chat members, responded, “This is your direct supervisor speaking.” I left the chat. FML
Today, I added my boss to the "ew" list on Skype. I then realized it sends her a notification. FML
Today, I confirmed just how excluded I am by my very few friends. My messages in the group chat were completely ignored, yet another person was answered by multiple people within minutes. At least solitude can't let me down. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 6 years broke up with me via a Whatsapp group. FML
Today, my boyfriend added me to his friends' private Whatsapp group, after weeks of asking him to include me in more of his life. It turns out almost all they do is post pictures of their shits and rate them. There is nearly a year's worth of pictures. FML
Today, I arrived at work to find out someone had signed me up to a dating site. Apparently, my inability to speak to women has reached "boss level". Quite literally, as my boss was the one who signed me up. FML
Today, I found out why the group chat I was in with my friends has been dead. Apparently, they made a group chat without me in it, so that they could make fun of me behind my back. FML
Today, I became the center of attraction of my office floor after sending my resumé to my work Whatsapp group, asking them to share with their friends for job openings. My VP is owner of the group. FML
Today, I was matched with my boss on Tinder. FML
Today, 48 hours after my boyfriend introduced me to his friend group so I could make new friends and I'd joined their group chat, two long-term couples have broken up and left without any explanation. FML
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Top comments
ajh1800 25
That was extremely immature and unprofessional of them. If you have an HR department, you should report your boss. If not, maybe consider finding another place to work where your boss will respect you.
darwin333 11
Better, create a group for erectile dysfunction support group and invite him.
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Comments (18)
ajh1800 25
That was extremely immature and unprofessional of them. If you have an HR department, you should report your boss. If not, maybe consider finding another place to work where your boss will respect you.
RichardPencil 32
Never call HR. They’re not your friend. You’d rather be Forever Alone than “friends” with the fake pro-corporate thugs.
slytheryn 14
it’s a joke. quit taking life so seriously all the time.
sunnyray812 42
I doubt HR will be taking her seriously over that. They'll see it as tattle telling.
chris_lillo 15
Oh come on. It's a joke
weaboo 12
LOL big deal stop crying
DraftHail614 17
Right? Grow some thick skin. But of course, we'll get downvoted into oblivion for telling the pansies that are this FML community to try realizing sticks and stones are a thing.
TheFMLman 5
lol i do that but i make my friends leave
Scootythedog 17
Make another and add people from hereto boost your spirits
bobsanction 18
Your boss is cold-blooded and hilarious.
darwin333 11
Better, create a group for erectile dysfunction support group and invite him.
LadyRen 20
Add more people. Then you can be “together alone”
nemcali 34
That was just mean and uncalled for. HR and then pay back time
Charlie Given 28
Just go add his name and email to a animal **** website he'll get lots of emails 😈
rickAUS 22
Nothing like corporate bullying... and the FML community supporting it, mostly. And some people wonder where toxic work environments come from...