Today, I pretended to cry in front of my cat because she doesn't cuddle with me anymore. Yeah, I tried to guilt-trip my cat into loving me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my cat played dead just so I would leave him alone. FML
Today, my mother yelled and yelled at me until I apologized to our cat for not petting him when he sat on my lap. FML
Today, I tried to explain to my cat why I was single, but then I realized why. FML
Today, I was crying because my cat died. My boyfriend cupped my face in his hands, looked me straight into the eyes and said, "I love seeing you cry." FML
Today, my pregnancy hormones were so bad, I broke down crying because my cat sat on my husband's lap instead of mine. FML
Today, I'm taking care of my friend's cat while he's away for a while. She's very clingy and friendly, which I don't mind… or at least, I thought I didn't mind, until I tried to go to sleep and she insisted on lying on my face. I felt bad for having to kick her out of the bedroom. FML
Today, I was singing to my cat and she reached up and put her paw over my mouth. FML
Today, my mother talked shit about me to the cat while I was in the room. FML
Today, as every day for the past three weeks, my girlfriend's cat kept us up from 3:30am crying nonstop. We've tried everything, and even exiled my well-behaved cat to keep him company. Now she cries because she feels she's being punished. Starting around 4am. FML
Today, I was playing with my cat. I tried to put him on my stomach, but he refused to stay put. Ever since I lost weight, he won't lay with me or purr. I think my fat was the only thing he liked about me. FML
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extrasnipes 22
Well did it work?
JoeyJaws68 18
I think you've reached rock bottom
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Comments (83)
extrasnipes 22
Well did it work?
Lillias_fml 19
Cats can be mean sometimes. If I were her and the cat would snuggle me, I wouldn't even cosider it as a FML.
TrueStoryFolks 17
Did it scratch you? Cats are evil and dgaf
euphoricness 28
Cats will claw your ballsacks in half if you don't give them the things they need
gracehi 33
Cats don't feel guilt, silly. :P
REALAfroninga 11
No. Cats are satan spawn.
bellagirlbabe 10
Cats are not compassionate creatures! I'm sorry OP
bellebe1998 16
Cats can be very compassionate. One time my cousins cats accidently scratched me and for a whole week it kept bringing me the dead crickets it caught. lol
FangirlingAlways 14
Feed her I guess. Dogs will love you no matter what if you feed them.
liaRawr 9
Mine is
greeneyebeauty9 28
My cat is actually really loving. When my niece cries, she crawls up next to her and tries to comfort her. Not all cats are evil.
Lemurcat 12
It's not that cats aren't compassionate. They're like people; you have to earn their love and trust.
ThatNutellaTho 6
My Cats Pretty Evil But I Still Love Her because She's Only Nice to Me ^.*
docphilsman 15
I agree cars are emotionless
Kage01 4
cars are yes...
Rainhawk94 27
#43 your comment hurts to read like passing a kidney stone
JoeyJaws68 18
I think you've reached rock bottom
minesbiggerr 25
She may have gone a little further than that. Maybe she used a drill to drill the rock?
ohnowhyme123 15
Seems like you may be alone for the holidays OP, good luck!
Carebeareatu 23
I'm pretty sure she'll just fake the affection until you stop fake crying and feed her again..Cats are evil..
kakakarotcake 17
You obviously don't own a cat and if you do then what are you doing to it to make it act that way towards you
cyanidesandwich 21
No, I had a cat and i'm convinced cats are evil and plot to kill you in your sleep.
Carebeareatu 23
#40 I actually have five cats and work at an animal shelter...
FMLkoala 28
The only evil thing that my cats have done is get their claws out which can be easily avoided.
DarkPandaXD 15
Contrary to the popular belief, cats are actually quite empathetic.
Soloman212 28
Yeah, they feel slight pings of empathy as they claw your shit and trip you as you carry groceries.
Vintage_Cola 29
#48 Funny that, I'm never feeling sadistic and overly prideful, wats up wit dat?!
amaindayyy46 20
Nothing to worry about, I do that too
greeneyebeauty9 28
Quit being such a pussy. Just kidding. Really though, sorry OP. Maybe you need to get out more.
breakinlegs 19
Don't cry! Buy some catnip!
BVBarmy_girl 22
"I cuddled with you once, but you kicked meowth.."
tiernang 21
why are there two number nines?
greeneyebeauty9 28
There's not, though..
tiernang 21
never mind it got fixed...
BenjiX_fml 13
Meeeoouuthhh thats rightt!