Today, I sneezed hard while eating some quite spicy potato chips at my friend's house. Some of the chips passed to the nasal cavity, and I ended up having to pick my nose for some pointy, spicy chips shrapnel. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I broke my nose by sneezing too close to a table. FML
Today, I was carrying a hot cup of noodles. I sneezed and accidentally stabbed myself in the forehead with a fork. FML
Today, I sneezed incredibly hard while eating a granola bar. 5 hours later, it's still hellishly painful to swallow. Please kill me. FML
Today, I sneezed so hard that I hit my head against the wall. FML
Today, I was picking my nose so aggressively that I flicked a booger right into my eye. FML
Today, while eating a BLT sandwich, I unexpectedly sneezed a lump of bacon up the back of my nose. It has just taken 6 hours of unpleasantness to snort the lump back out. Not how I wanted to spend my day off. FML
Today, I had a cold and was vomiting. I sneezed really hard, smacking my nose onto the toilet seat. I woke up a few minutes later with my nose bleeding, painful, and still stuffy. FML
Today, my nose was itchy. As I reached towards it to itch it, I sneezed ridiculously hard. I punched myself in the eye and now it's all purple and puffy. FML
Today, while eating a Subway sandwich, I was watching a comedian on TV. As he said his signature line, I laughed hysterically and accidentally snorted a jalapeño into my nose. I spent the next 5 minutes trying to snort out the little piece that got lodged into my nostril. FML
Today, I had to sneeze really bad in a restaurant. To avoid sneezing on everybody's food, I turned my head to the side and sneezed, it just so happens a waitress was there serving a table. My nose went straight into her ass. FML
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Feklfekl2222 32
This description made me wince
Bleublancrouge_fml 13
If you're so bent on puttint some stuff in your nose, might as well do cocaine.
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Comments (31)
Feklfekl2222 32
This description made me wince
Bleublancrouge_fml 13
If you're so bent on puttint some stuff in your nose, might as well do cocaine.
Mathalamus 25
that sounds really painful. and unpleasant. well, good luck. if i suffer it, ill consider it good karmic payback.
dyoy_87 21
You could use the solution that is used for sinus infections.
Mauskau 36
Or stick your nose under the tap, inhale on one side and blow it out straight away. I had to do that after I got sick from my work Christmas party, it was great fun seeing the carrots I ate for lunch the day before come up through my nose.
fezhafeez 12
im sorry man. did you have a crunchy time
whatsausername7 16
Reading this actually made me cringe and brought a tear to my eye thinking of the spice
EastCoastLez 14
At least it wasn't a granola bar.
yankesik 16
The granola bar guy made me remember this, so I decided to share :D
ArmchairAnalyst 9
So...it didn't happen today? The fml is a lie.
AC98 19
I'm trying to think of something witty to say but I can't. All I can is say is damn op, that really sucks. That's some saw shit right there.
Tripartita 45
I hope you mean EX friend's hou—wait, no, the friend is completely irrelevant to the story.
dannidoll93 24
Brings a new meaning to "inhaling your food". Did you pick your nose and eat it?