Today, my mom decided it was a good idea to put a camera in my room so I could be watched at all times, to make sure I'm behaving. I'm 14. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I realized that my 14 year-old runs my home. She has her own room, while her 11 year-old sister and I (her mother) share a room. I literally have to get her permission to go anywhere as well. FML
Today, I found a hidden camera in my room equipped with night vision and a microphone. My parents have been spying on me for at least the past year. FML
Today, my dad learned how to use the parental controls. I now have an 11 o'clock curfew. I am 17. FML
Today, I found out my mom can't wait until I turn 18, so she can kick me out and turn my room into a huge closet for all her clothes. FML
Today, while watching a family movie, my mother made every effort to make sure I covered my eyes during a kissing scene. I guess it shouldn't be a surprise, since she still forces me to put my phone in her room every night as she makes me go to bed at 8:30 PM. FML
Today, my dad took my phone away. This would be fine if I was 14. I'm 22 and pay for all of my own bills. FML
Today, I’m 15 and my mother banned me from watching YouTube because it’s "distracting." What the f***? How? Now I have to pretend that I've watched the things my friends send me so they won’t know. FML
Today, my mum excitedly discussed with me the prospect of starting a mother-son YouTube duo. Thinking she was joking, I went along with it. She is now installing a 24-hour webcam in the house to record our conversations, which she perceives as hilarious, and is going to upload them. FML
Today, my mom thought the best way to stop me from taking people to my room was by changing my wallpaper into a nursery-themed one. Now I get to see bunnies, letter blocks and teddy bears all day long. FML
Today, my mom scolded me and threatened to ground me for coming home past midnight. Normally, it wouldn't be unreasonable, except for the fact that I'm 24 years-old, and that my parents live with me, in my own house. FML
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bloopaloop 27
********** furiously
Ashamed_Sister 60
********** furiously...and look at the camera.
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Comments (22)
Forevor_a_potato 6
Isn't that illegal..?
goodlkjh 6
nope , not in South Africa 😂 its security cameras but she ended up not putting them in 🤪
WardenWolf 26
Good. Otherwise I imagine that camera would suffer a mysterious failure soon after being installed.
jc1015 25
nope regardless of what kind of camera it is that camera would suffer a mysterious failure shortly after installation... or mysteriously be mistaken as a coat hanger
xxWTFxx1981 23
tell mommy that's kind of pervy... I mean bars on the windows, bedroom checks and a mirror view of kids computer, phone and tablet on your own device perfectly reasonable lol
bloopaloop 27
********** furiously
Ashamed_Sister 60
********** furiously...and look at the camera.
RichardPencil 32
Then you’ll just have to sneak into her room to jerk off. After picking up wads of gooey Kleenex, she’ll take away the cams and allow your room to be the den of iniquity! Remember: with great power cums great responsibility.
AddictgirL 7
your mom is overprotective bitch #sorrynotsorry
Sinshine 28
That's not being protective, that's being a creepy control freak.
Sarah Townsend 7
That is highly illegal, regardless of what country you live....
tounces7 28
It would be illegal under child pornography laws because obviously he's going to be naked in his room at some point and the camera is going to record it. And yes, that one applies pretty universally around the world.
1known 34
Child pornography is way a too serious issue to call that situation child pornography. That is more a privacy or an education issue. You don’t expect the mother to sell the videos or ********** to it.
EmDizzle2007 28
hack it.
Tristan Merson 6
is that a deterrent or an encouragement o **********
Phil 14
I'm going to guess that your family(at least your mother)is uber religious; and wants to save you from the "sin" of Oninism(masturbation). Of course as with most things, the fundamentalists have got it totally wrong...again.
tounces7 28
Your mom is super religious, isn't she?