Today, I sneezed incredibly hard while eating a granola bar. 5 hours later, it's still hellishly painful to swallow. Please kill me. FML
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Tripartita 45
Alright, I've got gunshot, lethal injection—oh, and a rather fantastic deal on death by flamethrower. What'll it be, OP?
derpyshy 16
I've done that. No clue what causes it. Drink something warm (cocoa, cider, tea), it'll help.
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derpyshy 16
I've done that. No clue what causes it. Drink something warm (cocoa, cider, tea), it'll help.
JMichael 26
I've sneezed so hard I've given myself a stiff neck. It's crazy how a normal reflex can do that.
derpyshy 16
Exactly. Like whiplash, isn't it? I took two semesters of human anatomy, the human body is insane.
NippyGee 7
a piece of granola entered one of his lungs when he sneezed. it's happened to me few times
hamiltonma 22
Mmmmm. Crunchy.
javierrrrm 12
Eat a banana.
ladyLALAA 29
Do it slowly too
ThrottleJockey 36
Without breaking eye contact.
penguinpinz 8
get as much of it down your throat as you can
Psyqiik 18
Don't forget to pucker your lips
Mathalamus 25
try drinking some tea, it might help.
koganti 18
lemon tea would be great.
Tripartita 45
Alright, I've got gunshot, lethal injection—oh, and a rather fantastic deal on death by flamethrower. What'll it be, OP?
LilMissCanadian 22
Gunshot would be least painful. Good luck OP
WinterChild 20
Less painful than lethal injection?
Allornone 35
actually, probably yes, 23. a correctly aimed gunshot could kill instantaneously (I.e. no pain), whereas studies have shown that the most drug cocktails used for lethal injection might actually be very painful, although too incapacitating for criminals to show it.
Dark_Cecilia 20
Actually, being burnt alive is one of the most painful ways to die
Tripartita 45
Haha, if THAT were true, #34, we'd be selling deaths by flamethrower extra cheap to incentivize purchase… oh.
fuckfuckityfuck 16
Tell me where you stay at and I`ll do it free of charge. It will be quick.
Snaxia 12
Keep gargling and drinking. Good luck to you.
Etweens96 25
Ugh I hate sneezes like that, my mother and I get loud sneezes and one time my mom scared someone when she drove by and sneezed. I am not making this up. For your throat, gargle with warm salt water and drink some tea with honey
Tomato_Cheese 22
Gargle with fire. It will take your throat out so you die AND your throat is fixed
disasterlydeed 26
Oh please, I have antifreeze. It works WAY better than fire and gets the job done quickly.