puppylove
United States
Today, while driving with my puppy in the passenger seat, he jumped out of the window. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
fufu_mutt
United States
Today, I was driving with my dog. Looking out the half-open window he stepped on the switch, the window went up, causing his head to get stuck. I looked down and he had scared the shit out of himself, all over my shirt. FML
fUcKOAHdSAjl
Manchester, United States
Road rage
Today, my dog was riding my car's passenger seat. He clambered over onto my lap, causing me to lose control of the wheel for a few seconds. As I tried to knock him off me, I lost track of my speed, and ended up being pulled over for reckless driving. FML
Anonymous
Doggy dog world
Today, someone let my puppy escape. I didn't know, until I arrived home and hit him with my car. FML
Dakota
Bad Day for a Good Boy
Today, on my way home from work, I went to the car wash. When the spray jets hit the car, my dog jumped out of his crate, into the front seat, and onto a button lowering both back windows. I got both an exterior and interior wash. FML
ConfusedGinger
Downingtown, United States
Today, my dog pooped. In my lap. While I was driving. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was driving along, and went to spit out my window. My window was up. This happened in heavy traffic. People saw. FML
houdinette
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
Norrköping, Sweden
Road hazard
Today, while driving home, I looked in the rear-view mirror and saw that my three-year-old daughter had managed to get out of her seat and had crawled to the back window. I pulled over and strapped her in again. Five minutes later she was back at the window. FML
Mr.P
United States
Good boy
Today, I was just about to sit down to watch my favorite TV show when my dog jumped over the back of my couch, landed on my head and tried to jump through the window. I now have concussion and a window to replace, all because of a bird. FML
Anonymous
Canined
Today, my boyfriend has severe dog phobia, and a dog off its lead ran up to him in a car park. He panicked and tried to jump into the car, but the door hit it in the head and it started fitting and seizing. About three people called the police and the dog's owner broke our car window. FML
GoodDog
United States
Today, I yelled at my dog for waking me up growling and barking out the window. He was doing it at the person stealing my car. FML
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dftba 13
I hope you stopped the car and went after him.
Mioko_fml 6
You deserve it. I don't understand why people think it is okay to open the window big enough for pets to get out. And don't you know how dangerous escaping pet is to other drivers on the road?
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rampersaud 10
Is he okay?
melonbeast 4
Run forest, run
traveler_ghost 12
holy crap I hope no one ran over him..I would freak out
greeneyebeauty9 28
this is exactly why I believe a window shouldn't be open for a dog to be able to escape or stick their head out. anything could happen. like this. you're lucky if the dog is even okay.
katties 27
I wish there was a "******* irresponsible!" button -_- You should know better than to open the window so wide that he can even jump out...!
wellthatsukx 0
Natural selection.
baconftw 9
One of the rare times when the YDI's and FYL's are almost balanced.
Hamcons 1
One less expense!'
mysistersanidiot 1
Did you go to get him ? Idiots these days.
HelplessSerenade 5
I had a dog who jumped out the window once. After we found him he was terrified of going into cars.