puppylove
United States
Today, while driving with my puppy in the passenger seat, he jumped out of the window. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
fufu_mutt
United States
Today, I was driving with my dog. Looking out the half-open window he stepped on the switch, the window went up, causing his head to get stuck. I looked down and he had scared the shit out of himself, all over my shirt. FML
fUcKOAHdSAjl
Manchester, United States
Road rage
Today, my dog was riding my car's passenger seat. He clambered over onto my lap, causing me to lose control of the wheel for a few seconds. As I tried to knock him off me, I lost track of my speed, and ended up being pulled over for reckless driving. FML
Anonymous
Doggy dog world
Today, someone let my puppy escape. I didn't know, until I arrived home and hit him with my car. FML
Dakota
Bad Day for a Good Boy
Today, on my way home from work, I went to the car wash. When the spray jets hit the car, my dog jumped out of his crate, into the front seat, and onto a button lowering both back windows. I got both an exterior and interior wash. FML
ConfusedGinger
Downingtown, United States
Today, my dog pooped. In my lap. While I was driving. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was driving along, and went to spit out my window. My window was up. This happened in heavy traffic. People saw. FML
houdinette
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
Norrköping, Sweden
Road hazard
Today, while driving home, I looked in the rear-view mirror and saw that my three-year-old daughter had managed to get out of her seat and had crawled to the back window. I pulled over and strapped her in again. Five minutes later she was back at the window. FML
Mr.P
United States
Good boy
Today, I was just about to sit down to watch my favorite TV show when my dog jumped over the back of my couch, landed on my head and tried to jump through the window. I now have concussion and a window to replace, all because of a bird. FML
Anonymous
Canined
Today, my boyfriend has severe dog phobia, and a dog off its lead ran up to him in a car park. He panicked and tried to jump into the car, but the door hit it in the head and it started fitting and seizing. About three people called the police and the dog's owner broke our car window. FML
GoodDog
United States
Today, I yelled at my dog for waking me up growling and barking out the window. He was doing it at the person stealing my car. FML
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dftba 13
I hope you stopped the car and went after him.
Mioko_fml 6
You deserve it. I don't understand why people think it is okay to open the window big enough for pets to get out. And don't you know how dangerous escaping pet is to other drivers on the road?
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Alastrina_fml 20
That really sucks, OP. F your puppy's life.
fordneagles 34
You're a ******* idiot OP. That puppy could have died! Could have broken his neck/spine/legs, could have been hit by another car, could have hit something else... Animals go in the backseat, either in a carry box of some kind, or with a car safety harness. And you don't roll down the window, do you know how much damage a twig can do to an animal's eyes when it hits them at a relative speed of 60km/h? I really hate stupid people like you who endanger animals like that. Not FYL OP, just FY.
Fangtasmagoria 5
well said!
gc327072 31
Reminds me of that BMW commercial: "Mummy, wot does nyooo-tuh-ring mean?" Dog: Arf! *hops out window*
katie1989 9
He'll do it again. Buy it a $20 harness seatbelt.
rochelleh 11
sounds like you need a smaller window. or a bigger dog.
BulldogHoops 14
"Mommy, what is neu-ter-ing?"
souljacker 11
wtf? is he ok? LOOK AFTER YOUR PETS.
cutiepie292929 18
Why didn't u harness him in??? What if you stopped suddenly and he went flying through the front screen? Negligent per owner
br0ccoli 15
Someone's not getting the owner of the year award...
ShannonBitt 29
This happened to a car in front of me once, when deer ran across the road. They luckily noticed, stopped the car, and rolled up the windows; which I hope you did too.