puppylove
United States
Today, while driving with my puppy in the passenger seat, he jumped out of the window. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
fufu_mutt
United States
Today, I was driving with my dog. Looking out the half-open window he stepped on the switch, the window went up, causing his head to get stuck. I looked down and he had scared the shit out of himself, all over my shirt. FML
fUcKOAHdSAjl
Manchester, United States
Road rage
Today, my dog was riding my car's passenger seat. He clambered over onto my lap, causing me to lose control of the wheel for a few seconds. As I tried to knock him off me, I lost track of my speed, and ended up being pulled over for reckless driving. FML
Anonymous
Doggy dog world
Today, someone let my puppy escape. I didn't know, until I arrived home and hit him with my car. FML
Dakota
Bad Day for a Good Boy
Today, on my way home from work, I went to the car wash. When the spray jets hit the car, my dog jumped out of his crate, into the front seat, and onto a button lowering both back windows. I got both an exterior and interior wash. FML
ConfusedGinger
Downingtown, United States
Today, my dog pooped. In my lap. While I was driving. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was driving along, and went to spit out my window. My window was up. This happened in heavy traffic. People saw. FML
houdinette
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
Norrköping, Sweden
Road hazard
Today, while driving home, I looked in the rear-view mirror and saw that my three-year-old daughter had managed to get out of her seat and had crawled to the back window. I pulled over and strapped her in again. Five minutes later she was back at the window. FML
Mr.P
United States
Good boy
Today, I was just about to sit down to watch my favorite TV show when my dog jumped over the back of my couch, landed on my head and tried to jump through the window. I now have concussion and a window to replace, all because of a bird. FML
Anonymous
Canined
Today, my boyfriend has severe dog phobia, and a dog off its lead ran up to him in a car park. He panicked and tried to jump into the car, but the door hit it in the head and it started fitting and seizing. About three people called the police and the dog's owner broke our car window. FML
GoodDog
United States
Today, I yelled at my dog for waking me up growling and barking out the window. He was doing it at the person stealing my car. FML
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dftba 13
I hope you stopped the car and went after him.
Mioko_fml 6
You deserve it. I don't understand why people think it is okay to open the window big enough for pets to get out. And don't you know how dangerous escaping pet is to other drivers on the road?
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secretsymbiote21 5
he wanted to be free. didn't you stop and get him?
bimonthly 4
that's actually how I got the dog I have now... He flew out of a moving car and no one ever came for him... now I have the most loyal dog anyone could ever imagine.
BellaBelle_fml 23
I just don't understand people who are cruel to their pets. I really hope that they didn't actually throw their dog out of the window on purpose. But the fact that they didn't stop and try to save it speaks volumes about their character and they shouldn't ever have a pet. I'm glad to know that you are a kind person to animals. You saved that dog's life and gave them a happy and caring new home :)
annihil8or 15
Nice job on contradicting your own post.
mydadpulledout 17
Did you actually watch the dog fly out of the window 14? If not, how do you know it flew out of the window?
BellaBelle_fml 23
annihil8tor- To whom are you speaking? I do not see any contradictions in any of these posts.
dragonlord354 4
The sad part is that you failed to realize is that she is being a smart ass...
BellaBelle_fml 23
To be considered a smart ass, one must first be considered smart. Otherwise they are just an ass, like you.
Miss_Terri 2
Cue "I want to break free" by queen. Judging by your username op, your puppy should recover soon with your love, unless it was fatally wounded in the jump, in which case, fyl.
Angelrose2004 17
This is kind of like a dream I had the other night about being behind a circus truck and 5 or 6 dogs jumping out of the back. O.o Poor puppy! I hope he is ok! This fml is for the puppy. :(
unachicahermosa 5
Suicide was probably the best option at that point- I bet you were playing "call me maybe" at high volume.
poetrywriter12 6
Marley and me! XD
Dajucy1 7
What the ****?
nature_girl_08 14
112: the movie "Marley and Me" starring Owen Wilson has a scene where they're taking the dog to the vet to get neutered and he jumps out of the window, while the wife has a hold of him as he walks by the now-slowly moving car
strawberrywine22 30
Why was your window down far enough for him to jump out? YDI. Lots of people I know like to let their dogs stick their heads out the window, but at driving speeds the wind can do damage to their ears.
ballpython 15
Not only that, but it will do damage to their neck when you have to slam on your brakes and the dogs neck slams against the car decapitating it. not to mention you will also have massive amounts of blood on the inside of your car from the headless dog running wildly around the inside of your car (kind of like a headless chicken does).
BellaBelle_fml 23
I'm no expert on physics, however, I really don't think you can gain enough speed when driving a vehicle, even on a highway, to achieve the velocity required to cause a decapitation to occur by slamming into the car door.
BunchieRules 31
62 - You forgot to mention how headless dogs can't run, but that should've been obvious enough. In any case, 28's comment was completely exaggerated and a bit disturbing.
toelie 26
First of all, F your puppy's life more than anything. When driving you should always use some sort of safety harness for your dog in case of an accident, or in case of stupidity, e.g. when you roll the window down too far.
ICastillo 25
If he lived I bet he won't do it again it's hard lesson learned for the little guy. Even though it's kind of your fault OP.
ballpython 15
Did you expect a different result? At least you weren't driving with him in you lap and let him interfere with your driving while jeopardizing the safety of everyone around you.
Elitez27 7
I once saw a shihtzu sitting on the drivers lap while having its feet up on the door while the window was fully down.