Today, while driving with my puppy in the passenger seat, he jumped out of the window. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, I was driving with my dog. Looking out the half-open window he stepped on the switch, the window went up, causing his head to get stuck. I looked down and he had scared the shit out of himself, all over my shirt. FML
Road rage
Today, my dog was riding my car's passenger seat. He clambered over onto my lap, causing me to lose control of the wheel for a few seconds. As I tried to knock him off me, I lost track of my speed, and ended up being pulled over for reckless driving. FML
Doggy dog world
Today, someone let my puppy escape. I didn't know, until I arrived home and hit him with my car. FML
Bad Day for a Good Boy
Today, on my way home from work, I went to the car wash. When the spray jets hit the car, my dog jumped out of his crate, into the front seat, and onto a button lowering both back windows. I got both an exterior and interior wash. FML
Today, my dog pooped. In my lap. While I was driving. FML
Today, I was driving along, and went to spit out my window. My window was up. This happened in heavy traffic. People saw. FML
Road hazard
Today, while driving home, I looked in the rear-view mirror and saw that my three-year-old daughter had managed to get out of her seat and had crawled to the back window. I pulled over and strapped her in again. Five minutes later she was back at the window. FML
Good boy
Today, I was just about to sit down to watch my favorite TV show when my dog jumped over the back of my couch, landed on my head and tried to jump through the window. I now have concussion and a window to replace, all because of a bird. FML
Canined
Today, my boyfriend has severe dog phobia, and a dog off its lead ran up to him in a car park. He panicked and tried to jump into the car, but the door hit it in the head and it started fitting and seizing. About three people called the police and the dog's owner broke our car window. FML
Today, I yelled at my dog for waking me up growling and barking out the window. He was doing it at the person stealing my car. FML
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dftba 13
I hope you stopped the car and went after him.
Mioko_fml 6
You deserve it. I don't understand why people think it is okay to open the window big enough for pets to get out. And don't you know how dangerous escaping pet is to other drivers on the road?
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Comments (99)
boobiedoob23 3
That happened to me TWICE. First time she just chased the car. The second time my dog was on a harness with the leash wrapped around the seat, so she ended up hanging outside the side of the car while I drove over a bridge.
rayofsunahine25 4
nooooooooo :( save the puppy!
BubbaJ80 11
You idiot .. That's why you only crack the window open
snafu63 0
That's why I only leave the window open enough for my dog to stick his head out because I don't trust him not to do this exact thing. Hope he isn't to badly hurt.
The_F3rris 11
FREEDOM!
Life_sucks_13 6
Actually this is one reason why your dog must have a seatbelt on or in a crate in the car. The other reason is so it won't be able to climb in your lap.
KiddNYC1O 22
I don't know much but I wouldn't try that with puppies..
davelc 1
Wow seriously that's crazy stuff I didn't think this actually happened
KiddNYC1O 22
I always thought it could, I just never seen or heard of.
Aranaxis 10
That poor poor puppy. I hope it okay.
doodlecloud 27
You ******* fucktard. I hope you don't really think this is an FML as opposed to a YDI and FYPL. Even big dogs shouldn't really go in the front but a puppy? With the window down too; are you serious? Send the puppy back so it can find a new, decent family or learn how to be a responsible dog owner asap. Get a cage, blanket and bowls for the boot or at least a harness.