Anonymous
Doggy dog world
Today, someone let my puppy escape. I didn't know, until I arrived home and hit him with my car. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Jen
Today, I opened my car door on reaching destination and my dog escaped. I never found him. My destination was the vet's office to get him micro-chipped. FML
ej6901
Ventnor City, United States
Today, I left my dog in my car for 5 minutes while I ran into a store. The car was running so he was fine, the thing that wasn't so fine is that when I walked out my car wasn't there. My dog somehow moved my car into the middle of a intersection, almost causing an accident. FML
The_Waffle
Cleveland, United States
Today, my dog ran away. Luckily my neighbors caught him before he got too far. Now they won't give him back because they think I did something to him to make him want to run away. FML
VtecKickIn
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
United States
Bad boy
Today, I was driving home with my girlfriend. As we turned onto our block, she shrieked that our dog was running down the street and into traffic. I jumped out of the moving car and chased him for about a mile, only to give up, go home, and find out it wasn't our dog. FML
baddoggy
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
United States
Heeeeeelp!
Today, I went to pick up my dog from the vet after she had surgery. I somehow managed to lock my keys, my purse, and my dog in the car. FML
robertsonjimmy
United States
Today, I let my new puppy outside for the first time. When I went to get him, I saw a man running off with him. FML
ciararow
United States
Today, my boyfriend finally let me take his dog on a walk, after two years of not trusting me to keep her safe. During the walk, a car drove by, causing her to run after it and pulling the leash out of my hand. Five hours later, and I still can't find her. FML
puppylove
United States
Today, while driving with my puppy in the passenger seat, he jumped out of the window. FML
frame
Canada
Today, I was walking my husky when she saw a cat and bolted toward it. I couldn't let go of the leash because my hand was tangled up. Forced to run along, I ran into a parked van at full sprint. I lost my dog, broke two ribs and have to pay for the dent in the van. FML
sammatthews2007
United States
Call the cops
Today, I woke up to find that my dog was missing. I spent about an hour searching for him when my psycho ex-girlfriend texted me his photo. She'd kidnapped him. After driving over there, she shot paintballs at my car. Now I have no dog and a colorful car. FML
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EVR 8
If you can gather enough proof, sue the guy who let your puppy out. Hopefully you have enough proof to show that the other guy let your dog out and you just didn't forget to close your door type of deal.
juggalo2 22
:'(
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John Bigley 8
awe. I hope smootch is ok
EVR 8
If you can gather enough proof, sue the guy who let your puppy out. Hopefully you have enough proof to show that the other guy let your dog out and you just didn't forget to close your door type of deal.
juggalo2 22
:'(
magmarofl 5
as unfortunate as the situation is you gotta be careful behind the wheel, get that in ya noggin before you kill someone
phybreawptic 13
1) Dog eat dog. 2) Any suspects?