Today, while driving during rush hour, I was singing so loudly that some jackass in the car next to me felt he should get my attention by throwing a wadded-up McDonald's bag through my open window, hitting me in the face with it, and telling me to shut up. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while driving into work, a guy cut me off and I yelled some nasty things out of my window at him. He heard me, followed me to work, took a baseball bat out and then chased me into the office. He also smashed my windshield on his way out. FML
Today, I was driving along, and went to spit out my window. My window was up. This happened in heavy traffic. People saw. FML
Today, while I was driving home, some jackass in an open-top sports car overtook us and flipped me off. Just as I overtook him in turn, my wife rolled down her window, pulled out her tampon, and launched it at the kid. I'm not sure who was more horrified, me or him. FML
Today, I was singing loudly in my car at a red light, completely oblivious. When I finished the song, I turned to see a bus full of passengers watching (and also some of them filming) my performance. FML
Today, I was driving to work when I was almost hit by a teenage driver. I gave her the finger and shouted "F*** you!" making sure that she heard me. I then saw my boss glaring at me from the passenger seat. FML
Today, I was in the car with my parents' friends. I was in the back with my window down when I felt something strange hit my ear. I then realized that the person sitting in front of me was picking their scab and throwing it out the window. FML
Today, I told a customer at the drive-thru I couldn't hear him as he had his music blaring too loud. The customer then drove to the window and verbally abused me for listening to my iPod at work. My "iPod" is the headset we use to take orders at the drive-thru. FML
Today, while driving and singing, I noticed a large fly inside my car. I stopped singing so it wouldn't fly into my mouth. That didn't stop it from flying up my nose, causing me to swerve and drive into a ditch. FML
Today, I was singing while driving through the car park. I blacked out trying to hit a high note, and ended up bashing into another car. FML
Today, some unprovoked drunk asshole tried punching a hole through the windshield of my car. While I was driving it. FML
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DocBastard 40
I hope you checked for bag fries! There are always a few that escape to the bottom of the bag. They're like a little gift at the end of your meal. Just when you think you're done and there's nothing left to enjoy... POOF! Bag fries!
purebliss_fml 19
I'm gonna guess he was not lovin' it?
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Comments (109)
k_lylepad 19
Hit me baby one more time!
KiddoKS 19
I'm dying for more info op. If it was some classic rock then fyl, but if it was some auto-tuned pop, then ydi.
NeighSoulSister 6
It doesn't matter what kind of music it was, it's a dick move to sing with the window down either way. No one wants to hear that shit, especially during rush hour.
diabian 9
I bet it was a Justin Bieber song.
ileenefudge 29
Or Rebecca Black...
annie_nk 23
Even if someone is a good singer, I still find that shit obnoxious. I hope OP learns from his mistake and rolls up the window next time.
Whatapuffchild 23
sing old mcdonald had a farm next time
nnnope 26
so basically what you're saying is "today, I annoyed the **** out of a stranger in slow-moving traffic and got what I deserved. FML"
sinn3r76 9
You must sound pretty bad if someone went out of his way to throw a bag at your head
xSalashawty 30
As much as that action was uncalled for, I usually cant stand it when some people sing loudly in places like cars. Dont do it loud and others wont hear it to begin with.
tj5810 21
OP, you sound like the obnoxious one! Next time you decide to 'sing so loudly' that you provoke some stranger to hurl something at you, maybe you should reanalyze things. FHL for having to sit in rush hour traffic with an inconsiderate ass, singing horrendously in the car next to them. I'd take it as a clue.
thatnucca 36
Lmao... I'm sorry no sympathies here... But dude could make a decent pitcher though... Somehow, I don't think you'd be singing the national anthem at any of his games any time soon...