Today, while driving during rush hour, I was singing so loudly that some jackass in the car next to me felt he should get my attention by throwing a wadded-up McDonald's bag through my open window, hitting me in the face with it, and telling me to shut up. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while driving into work, a guy cut me off and I yelled some nasty things out of my window at him. He heard me, followed me to work, took a baseball bat out and then chased me into the office. He also smashed my windshield on his way out. FML
Today, I was driving along, and went to spit out my window. My window was up. This happened in heavy traffic. People saw. FML
Today, while I was driving home, some jackass in an open-top sports car overtook us and flipped me off. Just as I overtook him in turn, my wife rolled down her window, pulled out her tampon, and launched it at the kid. I'm not sure who was more horrified, me or him. FML
Today, I was singing loudly in my car at a red light, completely oblivious. When I finished the song, I turned to see a bus full of passengers watching (and also some of them filming) my performance. FML
Today, I was driving to work when I was almost hit by a teenage driver. I gave her the finger and shouted "F*** you!" making sure that she heard me. I then saw my boss glaring at me from the passenger seat. FML
Today, I was in the car with my parents' friends. I was in the back with my window down when I felt something strange hit my ear. I then realized that the person sitting in front of me was picking their scab and throwing it out the window. FML
Today, I told a customer at the drive-thru I couldn't hear him as he had his music blaring too loud. The customer then drove to the window and verbally abused me for listening to my iPod at work. My "iPod" is the headset we use to take orders at the drive-thru. FML
Today, while driving and singing, I noticed a large fly inside my car. I stopped singing so it wouldn't fly into my mouth. That didn't stop it from flying up my nose, causing me to swerve and drive into a ditch. FML
Today, I was singing while driving through the car park. I blacked out trying to hit a high note, and ended up bashing into another car. FML
Today, some unprovoked drunk asshole tried punching a hole through the windshield of my car. While I was driving it. FML
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Top comments
DocBastard 40
I hope you checked for bag fries! There are always a few that escape to the bottom of the bag. They're like a little gift at the end of your meal. Just when you think you're done and there's nothing left to enjoy... POOF! Bag fries!
purebliss_fml 19
I'm gonna guess he was not lovin' it?
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mattorama 15
Today, some jackass was singing so loudly in their car I had to throw a wadded up McDonalds bag to get them to shut up. FML.
AshAsh014 4
Sing better lol
reymon8823 24
That was me jackass
TheSvoloch 5
YDI for your obnoxious narcissism. Next time shut the windows or shut your trap
FrankHotpants 31
Why is it called rush hour if no ones moving?
queerdragon 20
Because that is the hour in which everyone is rushing to work. You would not have rush hour at midnight because most people are at home already.
MlleMC_fml 19
I often sing quite loudly in my car, and sometimes with the window down... but I wouldn't sing while in a traffic jam. I do the same with bus stops, I sing loudly as long as I'm alone, but I stop when other people come, just not to annoy them (even though I sing quite well).
outoftown 27
Everybody's a critic, and you had quite an audience. Save your singing for the open road.
RabbiSam 5
So your telling me he's not lovin' it?
kidclarke 15
You're probably one of those assholes that blares their music all loudly for the whole world to hear. YDI.
mauliite112 6
Before you start to sing top of your longs, please close the window. Thank you.