Today, I was in the car with my parents' friends. I was in the back with my window down when I felt something strange hit my ear. I then realized that the person sitting in front of me was picking their scab and throwing it out the window. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was driving along, and went to spit out my window. My window was up. This happened in heavy traffic. People saw. FML
Today, I opened my window due to the good weather. I was lucky enough to listen to the sounds of someone violently throwing up for over an hour. The window got stuck open. FML
Today, while driving during rush hour, I was singing so loudly that some jackass in the car next to me felt he should get my attention by throwing a wadded-up McDonald's bag through my open window, hitting me in the face with it, and telling me to shut up. FML
Today, it was a warm day out so I left my car windows slightly open while I was at work. One of the local bums apparently thought this was a perfect opportunity to use my open driver's side window as a barf receptacle. FML
Today, whilst driving, I had the sudden urge to vomit. As I pulled over I wound my window down, stuck my head out, and emptied my stomach. At least I would have if I had wound down the driver's window instead of the back window. FML
Today, I stuck my hand out the car window and noticed my arm fat flapping in the wind. FML
Today, while I was driving home, some jackass in an open-top sports car overtook us and flipped me off. Just as I overtook him in turn, my wife rolled down her window, pulled out her tampon, and launched it at the kid. I'm not sure who was more horrified, me or him. FML
Today, it was nice out, so I drove with my car windows down. I was stopped trying to turn onto a busy highway, when a car turned off the highway right next to me, hit a pothole, and splashed dirty water into my window and into my open mouth. FML
Today, I tried to sneak up on my girlfriend who was sitting in her car with one of her girlfriends. I snuck up to the driver's side window and tried to startle her by banging on the window. The window was down. My thumb went right in her eye. She has to wear a patch for 2 weeks. FML
Today, I was on the bus going to formal for my sorority. I was sitting in the 5th row of the bus when I felt raindrops on my face coming through the open window. I then realized it wasn't raining, but the girl in the 1st row was throwing up out her window and it was coming back in through my window. FML
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FFML_314 12
Light their hair on fire. You will surely have the last laugh.
Sun_Kissed18 25
Yummy... good thing it wasn't your mouth!
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Comments (83)
ellielovesyuh 0
ewww! D:
turtlemansam 6
awesome!!!!
epr 0
That's sexy.
legonut4 0
it's funny because you got hit with a scab. I bet the blood on the scab was nice and moist
selenagirl_fml 0
-faints from epicness-
mfmylifesrsly 30
my sister did that to me : she'd flick her boogers too..
number0 8
YDI for having an ear YDI for sitting in a car YDI for having parents
Trollz4daLULZ 2
number0, YDI for being a copycat. Go get a stepladder, superglue your ass to the top, and lick my dangling giraffe testicles.
FunnyWeasel 7
oh $hit now that is downright disgusting. speak up for puck's sake, don't stand there like you were invisible!
dangeerouss 0
lmfao it could have been worse they could have spit out a loogy or sneezed
number0 8
48 - YDI for not replying to #1. YDI for bitching at me. YDI for being a retarded giraffe.
jdp2496 0
#14 your cute :) aha unless you're a 50 y.o. man posing ! ~ :O ~
jplumbob 4
legonut the blood on your face is going to be nice and moist. You are as bad as skroal. Oh wait maybe you are him.
TheOptimist 0
UFO for not eating the scabs. They're nutricious and delicious.
TheOptimist 0
Apparently my my phone thinks YDI means UFO.
sixthsense 0
number 1 is HOT! YDI for not being able to afford AC.
kelzen 0
45 and 48 calm down. fml most likely existed in the 1500's
Shookitup 0
^^^ that horse looks like it's been chewing on yellow crayons o.o
Trollz4daLULZ 2
#78, YDI for thinking we're anything but calm. YDI for thinking there was an interweb in the 1500s; it didn't come into being until Al Gore created it in 1834.
number0 8
78 - YDI for being a horse. Giraffes are much cooler. You fail.
bigbadtim 7
Nasty!!!
remy3106 10
cute ;) ^^
IchbinSyn 0
eeeeww gross
Anti666 17
what did the scab feel like?
weavermycutecat 0
oh god....just....oh god
anthaz_fml 0
cinnamon toast
selenagirl_fml 0
he asked what it felt like not what it tasted like....
anthaz_fml 0
it felt like cinnamon toast. Probably a tad bit gritty and dry with a hint of wetness. That'd be odd if scabs *tasted* like cinnamon toast...
mecolaya 0
anthaz is a cool kid :)
Sun_Kissed18 25
Yummy... good thing it wasn't your mouth!
FFML_314 12
You know you were lovin it OP!
annar634 0
gross!!!
Jessi_the_sexii 0
EWWAHHH
oxoashleeoxo 6
Agree with 5. This is totally gross, though.
ParaCabXD 0
ya should of smacked the back of his seat extra hard. "on accident" though