Today, an old lady on the street told me that I should be wearing a bra because my nipples were visible under my white tee. I am a 37-year-old man. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I must find a gentle way to tell my 71-year-old mother that she's too old to be wearing shirts that expose her belly. FML
Today, my mom said I should start wearing push up bras to make myself look better. I was wearing one when she said that. FML
Today, I was working in the yard and took off my shirt. My neighbor yelled, "Nice tits!" I'm a dude. FML
Today, I was out shopping for bras. While in one store, I couldn't seem to find any in my size. When I asked an employee for help, they took one look at my chest and said, "Maybe you should try our girls' section, we have a lot of training bras." I'm 25. FML
Today, an old lady wearing a low-cut shirt with no bra underneath came into my line with some groceries. At some point while bagging her groceries, her wrinkled breast slipped out of her shirt. She didn't even notice. I wish to fuck I could unsee this. FML
Today, I was at a tennis match and it was really hot. I took off my shirt to cool down. A member of the staff then tapped me on the shoulder and told me that my "bare breasts might offend someone." I'm a man. FML
Today, an old woman came into my store for help. Towards the end, she asked me my name. I told her while pointing at my name tag. She then replied, "Oh! I didn't notice since I was staring at your boobs. Much prettier to look at." Sadly, this is the first time I've been hit on in months. FML
Today, I was working at Target when an old woman asked me if I could help her find her favorite bra. I asked what brand it was when she replied "I'll check the tag". She lifted up the front of her shirt, and flipped one cup of her bra inside out. I saw everything. FML
Today, after much measuring with a tape measure, comparing with my sisters and even asking my husband for his opinion, I'm forced to admit that without a bra on, my boobs now sag so much my nipples hang down to the level of my belly button. FML
Today, I had to explain to my 65-year-old mother that it is inappropriate for her to walk around in front of me in her underwear. Her response? "Too bad." FML
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Top comments
blland 0
"you should go wear a condom, madam. your dick is showing."
nzl_fml 0
haha you have man boobs.
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Comments (56)
Niia_fml 0
Lmfao! You fail! First!!!!
bballer8 1
no u fail for saying that u are first even though we cam all see the number 1 right next to your name
Lahir 0
you fail because you cannot spell can
Dc20229 0
you fail for having to point that out
changesinme 0
Man bra, anyone?
FlyMeAway 2
I would just like to point out that everyone on this comment thread besides 49 has had some form of a grammatical error. So, you all kind of fail. :) But I have to say, unless you have a disease or have some other medical/legitimate reason to have breasts that large and be a man, YDI. They should not be that bad.
nzl_fml 0
haha you have man boobs.
conartist66 0
i believe the correct term is moobs
cowgod 0
OP shoud have taken his moobs and smacked that jealous bitch
RoryStorm239 0
HE-TEETS!!!
mjprox 0
Moobies?
gc327072 31
Moobs like Jabba.
bugmenotmofo 34
Uppercut that bitch!
Nico_Belic 0
I'd just file sexual harassment. Old ladies have no business looking at my business.
arielhoee 9
Maybe you should consider a breast reduction..? Just saying.
Chopperman_fml 0
It must have been cold...he could have stabbed her with his nipples
DynamicDave 11
In before the flood of "YDI for having nipples"!
blland 0
"you should go wear a condom, madam. your dick is showing."
Flamersplamer 0
"An old lady", not "a old lady"" so.. ytdi
Tayman24 0
Yeah, I noticed that too.
fiveofhearts 3
I was about to say the same thing. Grammar nazis unite!
crazyarsedfly 14
Why was she looking at your nipples =
khung835 6
creepy old lady :D
crazyarsedfly 14
Maybe she has a bra-man fetish and wanted OP to be her next victim! I mean volunteer..
Erindub 0
At least she didn't say she wanted to stroke your pussy
jonny2x4 0
Was it chilly at the time? She must have had good eyesight to see your fully erect nips.
fluorescentadole_fml 8
plank!