Today, I went to a mall and got some really awesome shoes. I went home to find out that they are actually women's shoes. I'm a dude. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while shopping for a pair of shoes, I saw a pair I really liked lying around, so I sat down to try them on. Then, a man came up to me and pointed out that they were actually his shoes. FML
Today, a male employee at a shoe shop helped me try on shoes. Once I found a pair, I went to pay for them. I was telling the cashier about how great of an employee he was when she told me there were no male employees. A guy with a foot fetish helped me find shoes. FML
Today, I went to get new shoes. I'm a pretty tall girl and I have proportional feet. I asked the cute guy who worked there for a size 9.5. He burst into laughter before putting on a shocked face and saying, "Oh wait... You're serious." Goodbye, self esteem. FML
Today, I was at the mall with my friend. A lady came up to us and told my friend that she could be a model. Then the lady looked at me and said, "Oh... Nice shoes." FML
Today, while shopping, a few giggling girls came up to me and asked why I was wearing a dress in public. Highly confused, I didn't answer. When they walked away laughing, I realized they thought I was a man. I'm a woman. FML
Today, I was at the store buying some feminine products. At the cash register, the clerk said to me "Dude, you know those are for girls right?" I am a 30 year old woman. FML
Today, I spent nearly half an hour looking for my favourite pair of shoes. I ended up getting so pissed off that I accused my boyfriend of stealing them. He then pointed out that I was wearing them. FML
Today, I took my mom to Victoria's Secret to help her find a bra. She made me try one on to see if it looked good on me. Turns out we have the same cup size. I'm a guy. FML
Today, I wore my new shoes to work, feeling confident. Halfway through the day, I found out that I'd forgotten to remove a giant price sticker on the left sole. My boss pointed it out during a meeting, as I crossed my legs. FML
Today, I got to spend the entire day shopping for lingerie with the man of my dreams. He bought everything I'd ever wanted and more! Too bad it was for another woman. FML
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mccuish 25
There is nothing wrong with a dude wearing women’s shoes. I’m 28 and I have to shop in the kids section for my shoes. My brother who is 26 has to shop in the women’s section for shoes since his feet are too big for kids, but too small for men’s.
Nhayaa 21
That's funny how women don't care having "men" stuff but men don't stand it the other way. Get over your manhood, nobody gives a sh*t if it's for men or women as long as you like it. The only thing is you propably paid more for it since brands sell women stuff at a higher price... (you know, like rasorblades, they do the same job but it's pink! so it's more expensive.)
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Alup132 22
It’s okay OP, I did that with both shoe and a jacket. Granted I was like 14
mccuish 25
There is nothing wrong with a dude wearing women’s shoes. I’m 28 and I have to shop in the kids section for my shoes. My brother who is 26 has to shop in the women’s section for shoes since his feet are too big for kids, but too small for men’s.
Nhayaa 21
That's funny how women don't care having "men" stuff but men don't stand it the other way. Get over your manhood, nobody gives a sh*t if it's for men or women as long as you like it. The only thing is you propably paid more for it since brands sell women stuff at a higher price... (you know, like rasorblades, they do the same job but it's pink! so it's more expensive.)
cenzo è_é 8
this is the problem clothes that were for men are now for both but clothes that were for womans are still for woman so people judge and modt of others people can't stand being judged
kfchicken 31
not true. make up and nail polish are a lot not common for men, jewelery, one the shoulder bags, tight clothing etc.
skippydoda 32
So? My feet are too wide for women's shoes. I have to wear men's all the time. I'm not bitching about it. If you're that insecure then return them
darkenedone 27
If you didn't notice, will anyone else? Even if they do, fuckem.
bobsanction 18
Shoes do not go on your genitals, they can be worn by men or women.
BurnInDemonFire 39
That's not what those shoes say, honey! Seriously, though, if your shoes aren't obviously women's shoes, like six inch high heels (which look incredibly horrible to walk in, even for women), it's a good bet no one will notice, or care. I've bought a few pairs of women's Converse Hi-Tops over the years, and you can't tell the difference. The only downside to them is they don't last long when you walk everywhere, so I've switched to Vans, because they seem more durable. Sorry for going on a slightly altered trajectory, but basically, shoes are shoes, and no one gives a crap. If, however, you did by those high heels (really ladies, we're fine with you wearing comfy flats), then work it, girlfriend!
FinkiusMaximus 9
UGGs and stilettos are unisex.
Ellimac21 14
Do you like them ? Do they suit you ? That's all that matters, honestly.
Peaches1914 13
Do you like the pair and are they comfortable? That’s all that really matter.