Today, while clearing stuff out of the basement, I found my ex-wife's old electronic diary device from the '90s. I found the charger, powered it up, and had soon read all about out she'd been cheating on me for almost half our marriage with the guy she's now married to. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that my wife had been debating leaving me for an old boyfriend from high school. They rekindled their relationship on Facebook, and talking on the cell phone. Both things I insisted she have. FML
Today, I figured I needed to clean my room. I ended up finding my $135 calculator that I'd accused my ex-boyfriend of selling for gas money. That's also the reason I dumped him. FML
Today, I found out that my wife has been having an affair with the guy who's been trying to get our relationship back on track. FML
Today, I found out my ex bought a digital camera, an iPod, and a large flat-screen TV, all purchased with the alimony I'm paying him. FML
Today, my wife found out about all the crazy stuff my ex and I used to do in my car, which I still drive. Serves me right for encouraging them to be friends. I hope she doesn’t find out about what went down on our ottoman, I can’t afford a new one. FML
Today, I decided to check out a dating site, when I stumbled across my ex wife's profile. She'd had it for four out of the five years of our marriage. And no, it didn't rate us as a good match. FML
Today, I went through the stuff that I'd left at my ex’s place and started unpacking it. I found a pair of another girl's panties. We broke up a little over a week ago. FML
Today, I asked my wife for her computer password because my computer crashed. After minutes of begging her, she finally told me. Turns out that her password happens to be her ex's name. FML
Today, I walked into pawn shop and found a nice laptop which I inspected after I thought I lost mine months ago. Turns out my ex pawned it after having it at her place all this time. FML
Today, while visiting my in-laws, I went into their home office in search of a sheet of scrap paper. Instead, I found printed copies of every email and IM my husband and I had ever sent each other, including pictures. Highlighted and annotated by his mother. FML
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urbantrashcan 18
Dear diary, My wife's an asshole.
Peacelove0404 26
It's better to find it now when she's your ex-wife rather than to have found it while you were still married to her. Regardless, that stinks OP. You're better off without her.
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Comments (72)
aimzskee 30
Cheaters suck and deserve the karma coming for them. Sorry, Op.
Arrow26 4
I wonder if you could take it back to court and renegotiate your divorce settlement. Courts don't look kindly on infidelity.
RightSaidDredd 7
I rarely comment, but if you're from the Tuam area then I'd say I know the woman in question (although I never went there). .
therealtixe 8
Call up your attorney
Tsukiyomi 16
OP Your life is awful
yumi209 5
That sucks.
SalukiRod 5
Send it to her with "Your parents must be so proud" written on a post it.
Duriexp 20
Don't think about it. She isn't worth it.
Maxgolub 13
Sounds like you married a *****!
kalbrek009 20
Maybe video it & send a copy to the new hubby, with a note which reads "I found evidence of my ex wife's affair with you...how long before she does the same on you?" Idk..just a thought...sorry you had to be her victim...might be better off without her.