Today, while clearing stuff out of the basement, I found my ex-wife's old electronic diary device from the '90s. I found the charger, powered it up, and had soon read all about out she'd been cheating on me for almost half our marriage with the guy she's now married to. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out that my wife had been debating leaving me for an old boyfriend from high school. They rekindled their relationship on Facebook, and talking on the cell phone. Both things I insisted she have. FML
Today, I figured I needed to clean my room. I ended up finding my $135 calculator that I'd accused my ex-boyfriend of selling for gas money. That's also the reason I dumped him. FML
Today, I found out that my wife has been having an affair with the guy who's been trying to get our relationship back on track. FML
Today, I found out my ex bought a digital camera, an iPod, and a large flat-screen TV, all purchased with the alimony I'm paying him. FML
Today, my wife found out about all the crazy stuff my ex and I used to do in my car, which I still drive. Serves me right for encouraging them to be friends. I hope she doesn’t find out about what went down on our ottoman, I can’t afford a new one. FML
Today, I decided to check out a dating site, when I stumbled across my ex wife's profile. She'd had it for four out of the five years of our marriage. And no, it didn't rate us as a good match. FML
Today, I went through the stuff that I'd left at my ex’s place and started unpacking it. I found a pair of another girl's panties. We broke up a little over a week ago. FML
Today, I asked my wife for her computer password because my computer crashed. After minutes of begging her, she finally told me. Turns out that her password happens to be her ex's name. FML
Today, I walked into pawn shop and found a nice laptop which I inspected after I thought I lost mine months ago. Turns out my ex pawned it after having it at her place all this time. FML
Today, while visiting my in-laws, I went into their home office in search of a sheet of scrap paper. Instead, I found printed copies of every email and IM my husband and I had ever sent each other, including pictures. Highlighted and annotated by his mother. FML
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urbantrashcan 18
Dear diary, My wife's an asshole.
Peacelove0404 26
It's better to find it now when she's your ex-wife rather than to have found it while you were still married to her. Regardless, that stinks OP. You're better off without her.
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Comments (72)
worldclassrager 41
Ex for a reason but still you may have left earlier if you found it
nekminnet 13
I really hope she didn't clean you out on the divorce. I'm sorry you were married to such a bitch just remember not all women are that horrible
juturnaamo 29
Her diary was still in the basement, so at the very least, it sounds like he got the house.
appletreee 30
Good thing you found it when she is your ex!
steftriv 18
At this point, I hope OP signed a prenup...
brittyboo123 35
I'm so sorry OP, but you'll find someone way better than that bitch.
capnbzarr 43
Well, what did you really expect? You did say "ex". Should have stopped reading if you couldn't handle the truth.
R3TROxLOV3 32
So he should've expected that his ex was a cheating ho?
capnbzarr 43
He didn't say she's a prostitute. Not all hos are cheaters, and vice-versa. Misnomers aside, yeah, he shouldn't have been surprised to learn that. Especially if she remarried not long after the divorce. Delusion is a powerful drug.
myshatteredreams 4
Thank God she is you ex right now. Be patient, and someday you will find the right one! :)
thefmlman2011 37
that bitch!
brendirific 12
This sucks for now, OP, but you'll be real glad you got rid of her
kirbs19 37
Play it in front of your ex-in-laws perfect revenge!