Today, I asked my wife for her computer password because my computer crashed. After minutes of begging her, she finally told me. Turns out that her password happens to be her ex's name. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I finally cracked the password on my husband's email account. I don't know which is worse: finding out your husband is cheating on you with several people, or finding his password includes his ex-girlfriend's name. FML
Today, when my husband asked me what the password to my new computer is, I told him it was the month and year of our marriage. He couldn't figure out the password. FML
Today, I woke up to a brand new password on my phone that only my wife knows. Apparently, she thinks I've been looking at my phone more than I've been talking to her lately. FML
Today, my cute co-worker asked if he could use my computer. I told him my password and went to the bathroom. When I came back he said he'd finished. I tried to log in, but my password wouldn't work. I then noticed a Post-it note on the desk saying, "Stop stalking me and I'll change the password back." FML
Today, my manager asked me for the password to my Internet so she could Skype family since she can't pay her bill. This is the same woman who just a week ago tried to evict me because my rent was an hour late. Trying to be the bigger person, I gave her the password. She changed my password. FML
Today, I found out my wife named our son after her ex-lover. FML
Today, I was logging into my work computer. My account became locked due to the many failed attempts at typing my password. Thinking I was alone, I said, “Fuck this shit” while dragging the keyboard off my desk. Turns out my supervisor was in the other room. I'd forgotten I'd changed my password the other day. FML
Today, I found out that my wife named our son after her ex boyfriend. FML
Today, my wife’s ex-boyfriend sent me a message with a screenshot of her trying to get in touch with him. FML
Today, I had to use my mum's laptop so she told me the password was just my sister's name. I hit a wrong key and misspelled it, so the incorrect password prompt came on screen. The prompt was: "Favourite child?" FML
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Brittneyyyy 7
Why wouldn't she just type in the password herself? FYL though. You should talk to her about that :/
phatdaddy62 23
Her PW is Impotent Mother ******?
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Comments (93)
Brittneyyyy 7
Why wouldn't she just type in the password herself? FYL though. You should talk to her about that :/
pwincessa23 1
maybe they were on the phone. op it's not that bad...
I_R_Genius 3
Sorry but YDI for not talking to your wife about this. It can become a serious problem and even a doctor can't help you. (Not even Doc Bastard). But, if you talk to her about what she still thinks of her ex then it may work out.
TheRealFamilyGuy 5
Too bad, my password is ilovefamilyguy
Chubby_Cha5er 0
You know some idiot is going To go ahead and try and you that on your account now lol
TheRealFamilyGuy 5
that was the plan :)
laxgirl17 5
Maybe she wants the marriage based on truth AKA a divorce.
DocBastard 40
I_R_Genius, I'm disappointed in you. Don't you know that all doctors are gods, especially surgeons! We can do ANYTHING! AAAAAAAHAHAHAHA! ahem...right. Actually, I can't fix stupid.
GreatGeak 8
to bad doc, for a minute there I had hope.
infamousego 0
hey doc **** you. your a stupid simple bastard.
hellogoodbye1996 6
why does a married couple need to hide anything anyways.
NitroTonicsFML 4
lol that's normal.
GunReaper 0
obviously she's hiding something. her password is her ex's name and why does she even have a password?
timma90 4
It all depends on whether it is a laptop which she takes to work. I don't know, that might be it.
deliciouscake 3
17 it's because she keeps private sexual encounter logs, boring journal notes, gay **** and naked pictures of herself on there. All women are like this. life. talk to me about life.
browneyedgirl52 13
It could be normal. She might have set it while they were together and got used to that being the password so she never changed it. My password is the singer from a band I liked in 7th grade. I don't like them now but still use the password for most accounts.
phatdaddy62 23
Her PW is Impotent Mother ******?
tyhod123 4
haha yeah!
schwancy 2
Let it happen.
muffpuncher 0
i would let myself happen to you.
DocBastard 40
Yes, I'm sure Schwancy is simply salivating over a guy who calls himself "muffpuncher." You're very slick, my man.
muffpuncher 0
thats right dude, slick. like sand paper. at least im straight and to the point. im sure youre very debonaire and mysterious. docproctologist, go stuff yourself somewhere.
DocBastard 40
And how's that working out for you there, friend? My wife seems to think I'm very dashing. Anything else?
flodezie 0
hey schwancy anyone ever tell u, u look like Alyssa Milano with blonde hair..I mean that as a compliment btw.. :)
swaggintothamax 0
agreed
SmokinGuns 13
Black* hair
mnms7 0
maybe she was too lazy to change it?
taintedblue 3
she probably doesn't know how to change it.
Ketchup_Castle 30
She may not have been able to.
Falken45 0
she secretly ***** her ex hubby over you! lol! sucks to be ya
krdel 0
Oh no! She must be cheating on you because her password is her ex's name! Isn't jumping to conclusions fun?!
wcstcomic 0
Umm, didn't see the OP jump to that conclusion. Isn't jumping to conclusions fun!?
Azull_fml 8
Hey! Don't joke about jumping to conclusions! It's serious business. I dislocated my knee doing that...
TwoZeroOZ 2
lol, office space reference?
brootalxkeni 0
maybe she figured no one will ever guess it. it's just a password :)
HUG_fml 0
possible
Jiplo 18
It does make sense. Who would make their spouse's name his/her password? No one would guess it to be the name of an ex.
White_Fury 0
What do you mean "happens to be"? Time to break it off OP. That girl is no good. Welcome her to pwn town with your fists. Then tell her it "it just happened". :)
LenaNanos 0
Dude trust me, it'd hurt her more if it had something to do with jewelry or some girly thing
swaggintothamax 0
u be fiiiiiiiine
Kinky_minx 0
it's just a password but it still sucks to find out your girlfriend has her ex's name as her password
usmc1113 0
ignorance iratates me. try reading. it was his wife.
Ninjafriends 1
It irritates me, too.
thirdtesticle 0
Haha, nailed it #56.