iKaite
United Kingdom
Today, I received a phone call from my son's school. Apparently, for the past week he has been telling everyone "mummy works as a drug dealer." I'm a pharmacist. FML
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BlueTwist89 0
Lol. Guess you still are a drug dealer. You're the legal drug dealer!
lolfmlfail 0
pharmacist...the politically correct drug dealer
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Awnonymous 4
What's so FML about that? It's just funny.
andydawg8891 0
I think people are starting to forget that FML is about bad thing that happen to you. Not good things like MLIA.
iKaite 0
well done, your first, jackass.
hubbabubbba 0
wow....lmfao. wise old kid!
Lucidium 0
But you are a drug dealer, GG.
ahti546 11
im in college to be a pharmacist too!! but technically you are drug dealer :)
aero_fml 0
That's awesome...
JocelynKaulitz 28
You're no Heisenberg but you do make good money ;)
lickmyjock 0
You are still a drug dealer, just a glorified white collar drug dealer.
White667 0
Yeah, it's not like he was lying. His just a smartarse.
Hanban 0
I love it how people easily conclude things! This made my night. XD
BlueTwist89 0
Lol. Guess you still are a drug dealer. You're the legal drug dealer!
lovemylulu 0
I actually did this same thing in Kindergarten...my Dad was a narcotics agent :)
krez 20
Long ago, after a DARE program, my younger sister told her teacher our father used to drink but now he just takes drugs. She was referring to the fact that he had recently had a heart attack, so his doctor told him to lay off the weekend beers for a while and prescribed several meds. It is funny in retrospect, but you know the teacher, guidance counselor, principal, etc all got real worried for a bit there, and were ready to call DYFS on a moment's notice if it wasn't explained away promptly.
LOLYLIF 0
Well, you are technically dealing drugs, even if they aren't illegal.
jaidin 0
everyone loves awesomefaces.
youthink_fml 0
THIS IS NOT AN FML!
doctorseuss 0
so what? you tell them you're a pharmacist, have a word with you son, and be done with it. no need to announce it to the fml world...
fatcow282 8
Its funny so be quiet
jif_fml 0
there are so many FMLs almost exactly like this.