Al
United States
Today, while attempting a DIY pest removal, one of our tenants lit a skunk on fire. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
siannacasey
United States
Today, I left my bedroom window open to let in some fresh air while I slept. A skunk got in and sprayed my room. FML
Anonymous
Risky
Today, I poured gas around my house for pest control. I can still smell it from inside. FML
anonymous
France
Today, I put out a fire. Sadly, it was on my doorstep because someone had lit a bag of dog poop. FML
ThatGirl
United States
Today, an idiot decided it would be fun to light up a firecracker in front of our house. It ended with firetrucks, a black yard, and yet somehow the weeds survived. FML
Anonymous
Powerful spray
Today, I had my window opened slightly, without a screen behind it. I walked into the living room and smelled a skunk. I looked out the window and saw a skunk, so I quickly closed the window. However, it was too late. Before I could do so, it turned and sprayed me, a few meters of my house, and our front porch too. FML
skunked
San Francisco, United States
Today, I was visiting my childhood home, and I checked out my old treehouse. A family of skunks had made it their home, and I was promptly sprayed upon entering. FML
how
Crozier, United States
Today, my husband managed to set fire to half of our garden setting up mosquito repellents. FML
pritch44
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
United States
Hey guys!
Today, I found out that we have six skunks under my shed. While I was mowing the lawn, they all came out and sprayed me. FML
Anonymous
Community cat squad
Today, I found out that I have mice because my landlady got rid of the community cats that were keeping them outside, and apparently my cats aren't taking care of them. I found out when I turned on my oven and my apartment was filled with an awful smell that turned out to be burning mouse crap. FML
moosemay
W?rzburg, Germany
Today, I heard a noise in my garage so I grabbed a baseball bat and went to look. The skunk I stirred was actually better armed than me. FML
Top comments
XDNurse 0
that's horrible!
CharlotteRx 4
Well, at least he got rid of it. F the skunk's life : (
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Comments (214)
Popsiclese 0
that sounds like a good thing
marie93uso 0
that is the funniestt FML I've ever read. hilarious :)
damnn12 0
lol
Poepiepiesie 3
God that is useful.
milky953 0
sounds like fun
moowaffle 0
y fml skunks suck i say burn em all!!!
MakeAScene 4
Redneck used flamethrower. It's super effective!
fml98kevin 4
not only is that inhumane and disturbing, it would hav exploded (gas is flammable). meahhhggg..... gross
lsd_25 8
id really like to ignore the fact that ur one of those PETA supporting animal rights activist self righteous people who are more upset when a skunk accidentally gets lit on fire than the million other problems that people across the world are facing, but i cant. so quite simply, shove it up ur ass
lsd_25 8
oh and by the way, for something to be inhumane, its gotta be done on a person. thats why its inHUMANe, not cruel
jennnwoww 2
Sad thing is that wouldn't be the 1st time I've heard of someone doing that.Smh....
briissocoollike 8
LMFAO (shake that)