Today, my loving five-year-old daughter started singing Christmas carols again. Ones that she made up herself, of course. Including "Walking in a fucking wonderland" and "Rudolph the red nosed asshole". FML
SaintGoobers
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SaintGoobers 19
Hey Buddy, this is the first time Ady has ever cussed, or at least with me viewing it. She claims that her Father was singing the songs so she thought she would sing with him. I will be talking to her dad! Lol.
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Greenteamextreme 16
They sound better then the originals if you ask me!
pizzzah 9
She's five, dude, you as a parent should do your job
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Greenteamextreme 16
They sound better then the originals if you ask me!
lexiieeex3 32
Agreed. I actually snorted while reading this fml.
howsthisforaname 34
Try to correct her language, teach her some non offensive parodys and encourage her to come up with her own. We used to have about twelve verses for we three kings when I was a kid, can't remember them now. There's always the British Classic, "hark the herald angels sing, Wallis Simpson stole our king".
JMichael 26
I'll admit I let loose a small chuckle at this FML.
LostInTheZone11 29
What about the Tales From The Crypt: Have Yourself a Scary Little Christmas album?
randome101 12
'Joy to the world, that Barney's dead, we barbecued his head! Don't worry about his body, we flushed it down the potty! (Let heaven and nature sing' 3x)!
howsthisforaname 34
Jingle bells batman smells, robin laid an egg.
incoherentrmblr 22
Was it a Christmas on Halloween rendition?...
Khaleesi_26 30
We sang "we three kings of oreintar tried to smoke a rubber cigar, it was loaded, it exploded."
howsthisforaname 34
We three kings of orient are, one in a taxi one in a car, one on a scooter blowing his hooter.
BunnyStar 14
Following ringo starr
RA91 26
Totally agree!!! Lmao!!!
theaaxis 27
Deck the halls with gasoline! *falalalalalalalala* Light a match, then run and scream! *falalalalalalalala*
pizzzah 9
She's five, dude, you as a parent should do your job
Aero_x 21
this could be the first time something like this has happened. and she might have learned it from preschool or daycare.
joawmeens 7
I agree. You should step up and be a parent, and get her a record contract immediately!
tigerisabelle 31
while I generally agree, 5 year olds don't really understand what those words mean, and if you tell them not to say the words, they usually say them more. Best thing to do is to rationally explain that those are "mean" words, but if you yell at her everytime she says one, she won't stop.
foxwasalamb 24
5 year olds do understand, and if you teach them right, they will listen. source: big sister to 5, and I've worked with school age kids for 3 years
TheMathMajor 26
It's really not a terrible thing that she knows the words, as long as you teach her that they aren't polite and not to say them in public it's fine. Parents get way too riled up when their young kid says a "bad word." It's just a word, your kid is fine, haha
SaintGoobers 19
Hey Buddy, this is the first time Ady has ever cussed, or at least with me viewing it. She claims that her Father was singing the songs so she thought she would sing with him. I will be talking to her dad! Lol.
keirookami 11
Perhaps teach her father the carrol "chestnuts roasting on an open fire" I'm sure he will watch what he sings in front of her from then on
cherryllollo 7
dads nuts roasting on an open fire.
NiceGuysDoWin 21
You must be so proud.
jezca 12
Should've joined in
uniformed 13
Just proves that kids are just like drunk adults
Crossing 17
Dang shes already making covers? this girl is going somewhere!
Sandsh8rk 36
Still better than Nicki Minaj
Demon_of_Light 27
Sounds like someone has been teaching her fun new Christmas words. Maybe you should have a chat with her father?
ash_1020 6
Why do you assume it's the father who taught her those words?
TheSwegMaster69 11
Some incredible sexism there #7, have a gold star.
Demon_of_Light 27
I apologize if I was unclear. My comment wasn't intended to be sexist. I just gathered based on OP's disapproval that she didn't teach her daughter those words, so I looked for the next obvious influence in a young child's life. It had nothing to do with him being male.
luverofakatsuki 16
how do you know the mother is saying it and not the father
SaintGoobers 19
It was her father actually, so leave the lady alone. She wasn't being sexist and did not offend me at all. We will both be watching our mouths more carefully.
SS99_fml 20
Sounds better than half the popular stuff already! Sign her to a record deal!!!
foxwasalamb 24
wonder where she learned that...
rissburns 9
What a star!!!!!! Lol