Today, while feeling sick, I decided to go to a furniture store to sit down for a few minutes. I'm now the proud owner of an expensive, vomit-stained recliner. FML
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maxhhh 18
OP here, just a bit of background to the story: I've had a sore throat for a few days, and I'm actually in the market for a recliner so I thought, "I'm not gonna let a sore throat hold me back from getting out!" As I was sitting down and feeling the chairs, I felt an overwhelming dizziness and nausea, and before I knew it, I puked all over myself and the seat of the recliner. Turns out I have a stomach bug now. FML x2... I am getting it cleaned though, so it should be good as new! I enjoyed the comments; Thanks a lot guys!!! :)
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Stitcher 14
Why go inside? Bushes man... bushes...
13ky13 20
You Sir, are a classy ************.
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Stitcher 14
Why go inside? Bushes man... bushes...
Sports_guy3 28
Anything for something free. Nice job, OP.
iknowiwantyou 13
most likely? He did.
iAlissa 34
62, something tells me that stores don't just give away EXPENSIVE recliners after you hurfed on em'.
13ky13 20
You Sir, are a classy ************.
Jamescripps 3
Is it nice?
JMichael 26
Yea, the vomit stain adds a bit more flair to it. It really blends in with the original color quite well.
TheTacoMan 24
Maybe with the vomit stains, it's a camo chair!
JocelynKaulitz 28
On top of that, he sure got rid of that "new furniture smell."
fucMyLifeSoHard 18
4- I hope it's nice if it was expensive.
aforbiddendance 23
Aw, that sucks. That's quite mean, it wasn't really your fault.
Flowtastic 16
They made the conscious decision, while feeling sick, to go into a furniture store to sit on the merchandise... It certainly is the OPs fault.
CocaColaPepsi 13
and how that mean of the store? you can't just throw away expensive furniture that a customer that didn't even buy anything ruins.
thatgirl1299 11
Nice grammar #42
aforbiddendance 23
#78 English is not my first or second but third language, so I'm sorry?
Ghost308 11
Just be proud you have your very own recliner!!!
StompinOnCrayons 15
Gotta love modern art
Ghost308 11
It's his own personal art style!!!
0h_Boy 26
Just out of curiosity... when did you plan on sitting in the bathroom? Was that Plan F?
BillMurray_fml 12
No, it's a furniture store; this was plan F. Going to the bathroom to worship the toilet was plan T...but OP's reverence for the Porcelain God just exploded out of them before they could get through plans G(et off the recliner), H(ead to a bathroom), I(mmediately enter the bathroom), J(og to a stall), K(ick the door open), L(ook inside), M(an someone shit everywhere), N(ext stall!), O(ccupied, sorry dude!), P(ick an empty one this time), Q(uietly pray it's clean), R(rejoice), and S(ilently pray it's over soon). Happens to me all the time.
TheTacoMan 24
God Dammit Bill (#35)
kittykatnic 6
Next time aim for the floor! :-)
SininenAave 9
It's yours and it's scent marked!
sarah6786 14
That's disgusting.
Aleys_fml 21
Ok I'm sorry but YDI. Furniture stores are not made for you take a break and just use their furniture, they're made to sell furniture.
iknowiwantyou 13
what are you talking about? you can even go to furniture stores and take naps. go for the top bunks of bunk beds though, nobody thinks of looking up there.
Aleys_fml 21
It is called manners. You might not have heard of them but most people have them.
iknowiwantyou 13
most people have manners? LOL what delusional world are you living in.
Aleys_fml 21
I live in a world where I respect most people and their property and most people respect me and my property. Maybe if you showed some repect for people and their property you will see there are lots of people with manners.
iknowiwantyou 13
no offence but you can't base the generalization you made of "most people" to your little circle of family and friends. btw I wasn't talking about manners towards me, I was talking about what I see in public and hear from people everyday. Just so you're not confused anymore.
makitokito 14
At least any furniture store I have been to has encouraged their customers to try out their furniture before they buy. Ya know unless you are feeling vomity.
PrincessCastiel 27
You puke it, you buy it.