Today, while at the zoo with my boyfriend, he pointed at the howling gorillas and shouted over to me: "Hah! That's what you sound like in bed!" FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I jokingly told my boyfriend he was like an animal in bed. He responded saying I was like a dead animal in bed. FML
Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. After removing my underwear, he started singing "In the jungle, the mighty jungle..." FML
Today, I went to a zoo that had a gorilla in a cage. I walked up, and the gorilla stopped what he was doing, looked me in the eyes, and started jacking off. FML
Today, I went to a zoo that had a gorilla in a cage. I walked up, and the gorilla stopped what he was doing, looked me in the eyes, and started jacking off. FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were getting intimate, I let out a moan that can only really be described as sounding like a clown car horn. He ended up laughing so hard that he couldn't continue. FML
Today, my roommate and I were walking to a bar and a group of guys shouted out at us "Hey, it's like we're on Animal Planet, I see a zebra and a gorilla." My roommate was wearing a zebra print shirt. FML
Today, I was getting intimate with my current booty-call when he thought it would be funny to make animal sounds. He "baa-ed", "moo-ed", and "gobbled" until losing his erection from intense laughter, leaving me there very confused and unsatisfied. FML
Today, I took my brother and nieces to the zoo. Two of the lions at the exhibit were mating, so I said, "They're playing leap-frog." My 4-year-old niece said, "Looks like they're fucking to me." FML
Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, I was apparently really loud, because when we finished I heard his mom and grandma sarcastically imitating me outside. FML
Today, my boyfriend compared my orgasm to that of a beached sea turtle. He demonstrated what he meant in front of all our friends. FML
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Steve95401 49
And you point to the tiniest animal in the zoo and say "That's what you're hung like".
Kurby14 21
"and that's how i sound when I fake it"
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Comments (58)
Pandacupcakelove 26
He won't be hearing that sound for a while then
Baegel 15
Point to the naked mole rats and say, "That's what you look like in bed"
MrsHaxxo 22
sounds like a classy dude haha. Just dont take it too seriously ;)
beararm 11
ur boyfriend is very immature.
skye147 20
It's better than a hyena...
spike7447 13
LMMFAO!!!
hardy24 9
Hah classic
GAMERZxxHD 25
That's pretty funny but not something he should have said. Should have kept that thought in his mind. ;)
drunk_crow 12
I hate FMLs like this. YDI for not having a sense of humor.
MrsHaxxo 22
I totally agree.
leogachi 15
That's not really fair. Just because a person has a different sense of humor than you do, it doesn't mean they don't have one at all.
DoomedGemini 38
Not to mention he's literally shouting this in a zoo. Zoos are usually pretty crowded, especially when an animal is doing something. Both kids and adults around.
leogachi 15
That's not just dumb stuff. He completely embarrassed her in public, and that's not okay.