Today, while at my boyfriend's house waiting for him to shower, his mother slams a pair of underwear on the table and tells me that if she ever finds something like that in her son's room again, she is forbidding him from seeing me. The underwear isn't mine. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found a pair of women's underwear in the laundry that wasn't mine. I confronted my boyfriend about it. They were his. FML
Today, after sex with my girlfriend, I thought it would be sexy to wear her underwear until we saw each other again. I found a pair in her bathroom, but they definitely weren't her sexy ones. Her mom walked in on me to collect the laundry and screeched, "What are you doing with my panties!" FML
Today, I walked into the house I share with my boyfriend and found his mum sashaying up and down the hall. When she saw me, she exclaimed, "Oh, you've got to tell me where you get your underwear from!" Yep, she was wearing my panties. Neither she nor her son could see why I would be upset by that. FML
Today, I found a thong at my boyfriend's house. When I confronted him about it, he panicked and claimed it was his mom's. Right. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's apartment, when I came across a lacy black thong in the laundry. When confronted, he swore it was his. I don't know what's worse, the possibility that another woman left it there, or the idea that my boyfriend owns and wears women's lingerie. FML
Today, I found out that my ex-boyfriend stole a pair of my underwear, and still wears them to this day. FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a picture. In the mirror I could see a bra and thong sitting on his bed. They weren't mine. FML
Today, I found out that my flatmate wears my underwear. FML
Today, my boyfriend came round to drop off some underwear, which I'd left at his house. Not all of what he brought was mine. FML
Today, my boyfriend's parents found out we had a sleepover while they were on vacation. His dog had retrieved the underwear I had unknowingly left and brought them to his mom. FML
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Duckasaurus 0
Someone has some 'splainin to do.
ELFENMAGICLOLZ 0
That's just shitty parenting, talk to your damn son, not his girlfriend.
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Comments (112)
Jari 0
Wow. That's awful. D: There's really not a lot you can do except dump the loser on the spot.
AlicaKate 0
Hah, I doubt she'd believe you if you said they weren't yours. That conversation is running in my head...
DennisHenige 0
very true, now ma pry thinks your a liar and a ****
rustyrox 0
You should have told her that the two of you should ask him about them together after he got out of the shower. Then you should have told her it's ok to forbid him from seeing you because he doesn't deserve you anyway!
FoundManyLemons 0
Tell her that's not necessary, because it's not your underwear. Then leave.
mwbddh2 0
Moms can be tricky. She probably staged it because she doesn't like you. Wants you to break up with him because he's "cheating".
snzizle 0
#50? i love you. solely for that comment.
Rosalind_fml 0
I would've told the mom... "Oh, thanks! He keeps stealing my underwears to try on. Can you tell him to stop?" Then dump him. His whole family will think he's a perv.
Shyman4ever 0
Wow dump him before his mom males you dump him.
intotheblue 0
Huh. Why do the comments start at #26? Weird... Anyway OP, either he's a transvestite or a cheater. Either way you two definitely need to talk. Sorry to hear it, and what an embarrassing way to find out... :(
brendiz 0
maybe you got it all wrong? Maybe the mother plotted this in order to scare you?? hmmm