Today, while at my boyfriend's house waiting for him to shower, his mother slams a pair of underwear on the table and tells me that if she ever finds something like that in her son's room again, she is forbidding him from seeing me. The underwear isn't mine. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found a pair of women's underwear in the laundry that wasn't mine. I confronted my boyfriend about it. They were his. FML
Today, after sex with my girlfriend, I thought it would be sexy to wear her underwear until we saw each other again. I found a pair in her bathroom, but they definitely weren't her sexy ones. Her mom walked in on me to collect the laundry and screeched, "What are you doing with my panties!" FML
Today, I walked into the house I share with my boyfriend and found his mum sashaying up and down the hall. When she saw me, she exclaimed, "Oh, you've got to tell me where you get your underwear from!" Yep, she was wearing my panties. Neither she nor her son could see why I would be upset by that. FML
Today, I found a thong at my boyfriend's house. When I confronted him about it, he panicked and claimed it was his mom's. Right. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's apartment, when I came across a lacy black thong in the laundry. When confronted, he swore it was his. I don't know what's worse, the possibility that another woman left it there, or the idea that my boyfriend owns and wears women's lingerie. FML
Today, I found out that my ex-boyfriend stole a pair of my underwear, and still wears them to this day. FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a picture. In the mirror I could see a bra and thong sitting on his bed. They weren't mine. FML
Today, I found out that my flatmate wears my underwear. FML
Today, my boyfriend came round to drop off some underwear, which I'd left at his house. Not all of what he brought was mine. FML
Today, my boyfriend's parents found out we had a sleepover while they were on vacation. His dog had retrieved the underwear I had unknowingly left and brought them to his mom. FML
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Duckasaurus 0
Someone has some 'splainin to do.
ELFENMAGICLOLZ 0
That's just shitty parenting, talk to your damn son, not his girlfriend.
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RESTAREA 0
Perhaps it is really a pair of his mom's underwear and she really really doesn't like you
redhead09 0
and that would be the death of my mom
Guairdean 0
You should have looked at her and calmly said "Those aren't mine", and then walked out. Let him deal with it.
balkangiirl 0
Wow, it suck that your boyfriend is cheating on you. You should confront him and show him the underwear. Maybe it was just a 1 night stand thing or you're not putting out? Either way, there seems to be a communication barrier between you and your boyfriend. Talk to him about it. And just 1 more thing... I don't get why parents are so against their kids having sex or make it sound so conservative and as if they're not allowed to do it. It's a natural part of life and if they're practicing safe sex then what is the problem? I'm not saying you should go fcuk every person you see on the street but if it's with a boyfriend/girlfriend then what's the problem? You should have told the mom that just because she isn't getting any she shouldn't take it out on you.
56578 0
teen pregnancy...
balkangiirl 0
I also said "safe sex".
deja54 0
Teen pregnancy is higher under "abstinence education" than it is under "safe sex education".
cactus_fml 0
Very true. My state has two hundred and something counties and mine has the highest teen pregnancy rate. Guess what? They don't teach us about any type of contraception.
balkangiirl 0
Then why aren't your parents teaching contraception to you? If parents were more open about sex to their children, there wouldn't be as many problems. Okay, I understand that teen preganancy is a problem but most of the time the teenager isn't the only person to blame, there has to be other smaller events that led up to their actions and parents are usually quick to rid themselves of the blame. They shouldn't be though, just talk to your parents about it. Why was the mom in this FML telling the girlfriend about the panties instead of telling her son if she was really that concerned for him?
mijzelffan 0
lol you should have told her that
Molise 0
I hate overbearing parents. A lot. Tell his mom to **** herself and deal with your boyfriend privately.
liivelaughlovee 0
Mom's not a physcho or anything.. *cough* You should've told her it wasn't yours though ahhha.
DennisHenige 0
hahaha oh Mom c'mon now
TheGerman 0
haha ain't that a bitch.
chocoLIFE_fml 2
tell her it is not your