Today, while at a concert, my boyfriend got mad and jealous because I kept looking at the singer instead of him. He still won't talk to me. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I bought my boyfriend two concert tickets for his birthday to see our favorite band, and he told me he doesn't feel he loves me. FML
Today, I went to see my new boyfriend play in a band. I found out that groupies don't like even bass players having girlfriends. I was attacked by one because he smiled at me from the stage. FML
Today, my boyfriend got mad at me because I refused to keep him company while he took a shit. FML
Today, I was in an elevator when some awkward geeky-looking guy walked in. He asked me how my day was, but I said, “You’re not my type, don’t even try.” An hour later, I was at a concert. Turns out he was the lead singer of the opening band. He glared at me angrily when he noticed me in the crowd. FML
Today, I gave my boyfriend our festival tickets to keep hold of while I excitedly went home to get ready. He took someone else. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I went to a Taylor Swift concert. At the concert they put up a sign that said "Scream if you love country boys." My boyfriend took one look at it and started screaming. FML
Today, I finally got to attend the concert I have been anticipating for weeks. The band was great. The drunk guy sitting behind me yelling profanity and out of tune lyrics in my ear throughout the entire show, however, was not. FML
Today, I was at the mall with my friend when I saw my boyfriend in Victoria's Secret - with another girl. They were joking and laughing, and I was really pissed off. So I stormed into the store and slapped him. He looked up at me with an angry and confused expression. It wasn't my boyfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend is sulking and throwing things around. Apparently, the “love of his life” Demi Lovato got engaged. When I told him he’s overreacting over a celebrity and that I should be the love of his life, he punched a hole in the wall, screamed at me, and stormed out of the house. FML
Today, I went to a concert with my boyfriend. I was repeatedly ass-grabbed, grinded on and hit on by guys. My boyfriend's response was, "As long as they continue to bring you free beer, let them get a little feel of what they are paying for." FML
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Top comments
Pstraka6 20
I hope he doesn't get mad when you two go see a movie together either
purebliss_fml 19
Get out now. His irrational jealous behaviour is a big warning sign that not only does he have low self esteem, he is also an idiot.
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Comments (76)
sproutlet 5
Tell you BF that when he's in a band on stage singing THEN you'll look at him.
mosesDGAF 12
Clingy asf
trumpet27 1
He knows how a concert works, right?
InfiniteSecret 20
That doesn't That doesn't sound like the healthiest person to be with. They sound like the type who are easily and overly jealous. I am surprised he hasn't deleted all your male contacts from you phone, if he has done that or attempted to do that you shouldn't ignore these signs they are bad signs. Please look after yourself as he most likely will only get worse.
Celestyna 16
Run...
randybryant799 21
Run. This is just a hint of the issues this guy has.