Today, while at a concert, my boyfriend got mad and jealous because I kept looking at the singer instead of him. He still won't talk to me. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I bought my boyfriend two concert tickets for his birthday to see our favorite band, and he told me he doesn't feel he loves me. FML
Today, I went to see my new boyfriend play in a band. I found out that groupies don't like even bass players having girlfriends. I was attacked by one because he smiled at me from the stage. FML
Today, my boyfriend got mad at me because I refused to keep him company while he took a shit. FML
Today, I was in an elevator when some awkward geeky-looking guy walked in. He asked me how my day was, but I said, “You’re not my type, don’t even try.” An hour later, I was at a concert. Turns out he was the lead singer of the opening band. He glared at me angrily when he noticed me in the crowd. FML
Today, I gave my boyfriend our festival tickets to keep hold of while I excitedly went home to get ready. He took someone else. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I went to a Taylor Swift concert. At the concert they put up a sign that said "Scream if you love country boys." My boyfriend took one look at it and started screaming. FML
Today, I finally got to attend the concert I have been anticipating for weeks. The band was great. The drunk guy sitting behind me yelling profanity and out of tune lyrics in my ear throughout the entire show, however, was not. FML
Today, I was at the mall with my friend when I saw my boyfriend in Victoria's Secret - with another girl. They were joking and laughing, and I was really pissed off. So I stormed into the store and slapped him. He looked up at me with an angry and confused expression. It wasn't my boyfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend is sulking and throwing things around. Apparently, the “love of his life” Demi Lovato got engaged. When I told him he’s overreacting over a celebrity and that I should be the love of his life, he punched a hole in the wall, screamed at me, and stormed out of the house. FML
Today, I went to a concert with my boyfriend. I was repeatedly ass-grabbed, grinded on and hit on by guys. My boyfriend's response was, "As long as they continue to bring you free beer, let them get a little feel of what they are paying for." FML
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Pstraka6 20
I hope he doesn't get mad when you two go see a movie together either
purebliss_fml 19
Get out now. His irrational jealous behaviour is a big warning sign that not only does he have low self esteem, he is also an idiot.
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Comments (76)
oj101 33
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
If it was Beyonce, it's justifiable. Always be Beyonce. Always strive for perfection. She is a true goddess.
oj101 33
If he breaks up with you, I guess he will be looking for "all the single ladies".
alshygirl 14
Kanye is that you?
Ghast1234 9
Wow, that was BAAAADDDDD
TheCanucklehead 22
oj101 "imma let you finish in a minute, but Taylor Swift had the best look of all time" said Kanye never
sugarbreeze 5
i think she's okay.
PinkieKeen 20
Who the **** stares at their girl/boyfriend during the entire duration of a concert? Her boyfriend is an insecure little bitch.
CVTTRVN 19
Im guessing everyones a Rihanna fan here ..
wafflefriez91 17
Nope
tehman117 21
Say "your looking at the girl in front of you. YOUR CHEATING ON ME!?!?!?!"
Annis_x3 7
you're* YOU'RE*
tehman117 21
So, all these people down-voted me because I didn't use correct grammar? It's the Internet people.
Chris93Jones 20
you are learning
illegalbeagle69 23
You're right, this is the internet. A place where people get down voted for bad grammar, and a place where people get down voted for correcting bad grammar.
ViRepz 28
#2, and because your comment wasn't that helpful to the OP.
tehman117 21
It's in the past. Would you like me to build a time machine? All these comments of people saying what the op 'should do' will never happen.
laden_swallow09 35
39- I just killed a police officer. But it's in the past, so there's no sense in worrying about it. See the fallacy of your argument?
gc327072 31
39- don't get all pissy just because you got buried. Happens to everyone.
CaiDog 20
39- Complaining about getting downvotes isn't making anything better. Don't comment if you can't handle it.
ballettillidie 8
Wow I can't believe you'd do that.
IdaE 17
Don't people understand sarcasm? You were sarcastic right..?
NoMore_CoolNames 14
42- All we can do is hope.
ballettillidie 8
#42 yes it was sarcasm, but people these days don't understand that.
mvc3ftw 17
can we pettition for a sarcasm font/button?
BunnyRose 11
keep trying, maybe he'll get over it?
jococo7787 3
What? Keep trying what, to look at the singer? he'll get over it when she looks at the singer a lot more? I guess this is just a failed attempt at comforting OP.
shutupmichaela 18
is your boyfriend the bassist?
kurodansei 16
You don't deserve these downvotes.
ViRepz 28
Ye, he deserves more.
SolarFlare 20
good statement #6. I don't understand all the downvotes.
oopsfail 11
He should of put a ring on it
Tdrizzzzzly 19
C'mon. 2nd grade shit right here. Really... REALLY? Should *have*
UNLUCKYyY1037 26
Unless the singer Was your ex , he should shut up and deal with it. The singer Isn't the first or last guy ull look at
Blazinthatshit 9
I'm quite sure she'd look at the singer even if he was her ex considering he's one of the ******* stars of the concert. Derrrrr
purebliss_fml 19
Get out now. His irrational jealous behaviour is a big warning sign that not only does he have low self esteem, he is also an idiot.
TheJordanBryant 11
I wish I could like this more than once.
Dynosaur_dollie 38
In many cases yes you should talk to your partner, however in this one I'm agreeing with the get out now deal. irrational jealousy and the silent treatment are very large red flags. Not only does he expect all her attention and get jealous over a very minor issue he's also attempting to manipulate the situation and make her feel bad by not talking to her. That can be a dangerous mix.
imdabess 9
so if your boyfriend was staring at another girl you wouldnt even get slightly be jealous or say anything?
thrAsHeRr9081 16
I don't know about you but generally when I'm at a concert, I tend to pay attention to the band playing. ..
mike307 11
You're an idiot. Probably just as bad is this insecure week minded jack hole. She shouldn't put herself though a controlling abusive relationship, and he should get philological help.
sicksadworld1317 30
Philological? I believe it's "philosophical"; yet you were looking for "psychological". Whip your autocorrect into shape, please. I philosophize that you will will be rewarded with upward thumbs :)
Jareth_King 21
Wow...just wow I have nothing else to say just wow
Olympiakos10 15
Shut up...just shut up. I have nothing else to say just shut up.
euphoricness 28
This FML must be the one to have the most burried comments, that really intrigues me.
Pstraka6 20
I hope he doesn't get mad when you two go see a movie together either
Ctrl_H 18
This is the first comment not buried. I'll probably be buried also for stating this.
Cheeley 17
"Babe really? Like seriously you're going to just stare at Tom Cruise while I'm right here next to you?"