Today, while at a concert, my boyfriend got mad and jealous because I kept looking at the singer instead of him. He still won't talk to me. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I bought my boyfriend two concert tickets for his birthday to see our favorite band, and he told me he doesn't feel he loves me. FML
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Today, my boyfriend got mad at me because I refused to keep him company while he took a shit. FML
Today, I was in an elevator when some awkward geeky-looking guy walked in. He asked me how my day was, but I said, “You’re not my type, don’t even try.” An hour later, I was at a concert. Turns out he was the lead singer of the opening band. He glared at me angrily when he noticed me in the crowd. FML
Today, I gave my boyfriend our festival tickets to keep hold of while I excitedly went home to get ready. He took someone else. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I went to a Taylor Swift concert. At the concert they put up a sign that said "Scream if you love country boys." My boyfriend took one look at it and started screaming. FML
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Today, I was at the mall with my friend when I saw my boyfriend in Victoria's Secret - with another girl. They were joking and laughing, and I was really pissed off. So I stormed into the store and slapped him. He looked up at me with an angry and confused expression. It wasn't my boyfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend is sulking and throwing things around. Apparently, the “love of his life” Demi Lovato got engaged. When I told him he’s overreacting over a celebrity and that I should be the love of his life, he punched a hole in the wall, screamed at me, and stormed out of the house. FML
Today, I went to a concert with my boyfriend. I was repeatedly ass-grabbed, grinded on and hit on by guys. My boyfriend's response was, "As long as they continue to bring you free beer, let them get a little feel of what they are paying for." FML
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Top comments
Pstraka6 20
I hope he doesn't get mad when you two go see a movie together either
purebliss_fml 19
Get out now. His irrational jealous behaviour is a big warning sign that not only does he have low self esteem, he is also an idiot.
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Comments (76)
tigrouficele2012 44
I'm sure I'm the only one, but I immediately thought of Enoby...
Wiz_Of_Oz 17
Gosh! You shared your vision with another human male?! Atrocious!! UNTHINKABLE
ni0ve 9
should have looked ddown
idont9care 2
A question OP, how u react when u look at the singer? Honestly I was quite jealous when my Gf look at the singer during the concert. She sudden smile when singer sings happy song or cry during sad song. Normal basis, she call the singer her lover. Rest assured not bieber
charliewhippet 9
Huge red flag - read some books on abusive partners and you'll find that behaviour like this is a dead giveaway for future craziness. Leave while he's still not talking to you!
peoplepainter 1
Run. Run now. Run fast.
freezeangel 11
murrica
meherm 11
Woah! Big sign right there! Get out before it gets worst! Ive seen so many of my friends suffer from mental/emotional abuse because of their boyfriends irrational jealousy! Please save yourself before it's too late!
xRezSynn 15
Get a smarter boyfriend, maybe.
reflexion213 11
Time to flush that turd