Today, while at a concert, my boyfriend got mad and jealous because I kept looking at the singer instead of him. He still won't talk to me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I bought my boyfriend two concert tickets for his birthday to see our favorite band, and he told me he doesn't feel he loves me. FML
Today, I went to see my new boyfriend play in a band. I found out that groupies don't like even bass players having girlfriends. I was attacked by one because he smiled at me from the stage. FML
Today, my boyfriend got mad at me because I refused to keep him company while he took a shit. FML
Today, I was in an elevator when some awkward geeky-looking guy walked in. He asked me how my day was, but I said, “You’re not my type, don’t even try.” An hour later, I was at a concert. Turns out he was the lead singer of the opening band. He glared at me angrily when he noticed me in the crowd. FML
Today, I gave my boyfriend our festival tickets to keep hold of while I excitedly went home to get ready. He took someone else. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I went to a Taylor Swift concert. At the concert they put up a sign that said "Scream if you love country boys." My boyfriend took one look at it and started screaming. FML
Today, I finally got to attend the concert I have been anticipating for weeks. The band was great. The drunk guy sitting behind me yelling profanity and out of tune lyrics in my ear throughout the entire show, however, was not. FML
Today, I was at the mall with my friend when I saw my boyfriend in Victoria's Secret - with another girl. They were joking and laughing, and I was really pissed off. So I stormed into the store and slapped him. He looked up at me with an angry and confused expression. It wasn't my boyfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend is sulking and throwing things around. Apparently, the “love of his life” Demi Lovato got engaged. When I told him he’s overreacting over a celebrity and that I should be the love of his life, he punched a hole in the wall, screamed at me, and stormed out of the house. FML
Today, I went to a concert with my boyfriend. I was repeatedly ass-grabbed, grinded on and hit on by guys. My boyfriend's response was, "As long as they continue to bring you free beer, let them get a little feel of what they are paying for." FML
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Top comments
Pstraka6 20
I hope he doesn't get mad when you two go see a movie together either
purebliss_fml 19
Get out now. His irrational jealous behaviour is a big warning sign that not only does he have low self esteem, he is also an idiot.
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Comments (76)
cmb8280 24
Trust me on this one. Run.
wafflefriez91 17
Dump him it will only get worst.
wanderingshopper 13
I'm sorry but you picked him so you get to deal with his issues. At least you're not married to him...
sugoine 12
That REALLY sounds like my ex-boyfriend!! Yeah, uh, get rid of the little boy...trust!
girl0007 11
Uh. That's just creepy and toooo jealous
DopeHat_fml 7
Sounds like my bf
lotusenta 14
wow... he's a real winner, ain't he?
gossamerkat 7
Insecure manbaby. Run away.
ManiPaul 6
You should drop his insecure ass, you can do so much better then him.
riashah 14
Lol