Today, my boyfriend is sulking and throwing things around. Apparently, the “love of his life” Demi Lovato got engaged. When I told him he’s overreacting over a celebrity and that I should be the love of his life, he punched a hole in the wall, screamed at me, and stormed out of the house. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I realized how visibly upset my boyfriend got whenever a certain female friend leaves. When my other friend and I teased him about secretly being in love with her, he completely lost it. He threw a temper tantrum, spilled milkshake all over the floor, and stormed out of the mall. It was just a joke. FML
Today, while at a concert, my boyfriend got mad and jealous because I kept looking at the singer instead of him. He still won't talk to me. FML
Today, during an argument with my fiancé, I threw my engagement ring on the ground. The center stone broke off. Now he's couch surfing, and has sworn that he won't marry me unless I can find the stone. One stupid moment might actually ruin my life. FML
Today, I confronted my boyfriend about him and his female friend’s friendship making me uncomfortable. He responded by throwing the mother of all fits and punching a hole in the wall. He said I have to pay for the repair, because I "made him do it." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I went shopping for an engagement ring. We ended up breaking up in the process. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me in tears because the love of his life has decided to move on with another man. He is currently on his way over to cry on my shoulder about it. FML
Today, my boyfriend has never gotten along with my dad, but this afternoon during what I thought was a completely normal conversation, he just stood up, yelled he couldn’t take my dad anymore, punched him in the nose, dumped me, and drove away. FML
Today, I bought my boyfriend two concert tickets for his birthday to see our favorite band, and he told me he doesn't feel he loves me. FML
Today, I saw my boyfriend took me off his relationship status on Facebook. He just left “In a relationship” blank. This came after he added some girl. When I confronted him about it, he screamed at me to the point of tears, and told me to stop worrying about stupid shit. Apparently, I also ruined his day. FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to whimsically serenade me by throwing rocks at my apartment window and singing. He got the wrong window. Another guy answered, and now he thinks I'm cheating on him. FML
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suntrkr 9
Take advantage of his absence and so one of two things. Either get a locksmith to change the locks and leave his stuff outside or pack your own bags and get the hell out of there. If you had any doubts before this, you need to end this shit show of a relationship while you're still able to. Good luck.
FluffythePink 23
Pretty certain that should be 'ex-boyfriend'.
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suntrkr 9
Take advantage of his absence and so one of two things. Either get a locksmith to change the locks and leave his stuff outside or pack your own bags and get the hell out of there. If you had any doubts before this, you need to end this shit show of a relationship while you're still able to. Good luck.
Hangryko 32
If it's safe to do so, take photos of the damage, then get the **** out of there. Stay somewhere safe, with family or friends. Call the police to press charges and get a restraining order. Do *not* stay with him, it will get worse from here. Get a lawyer to put the house in your name so he has to move out.
DirtySalamander 9
where are you getting all these info about a house and pressing charges on what?
009bouris 5
has he seen her lately she’s nothing to obsess over
D J's MOM 17
how old is he that he's obsessing over a celebrity? he obviously doesn't have a chance with her. get him a check up from the neck up.
FluffythePink 23
Pretty certain that should be 'ex-boyfriend'.
easybree 10
girl… /:
DirtySalamander 9
well, you already know what to do. have the courage.
MistressAfrodite 5
you mean ex boyfriend. right. right. lol. there there *pat pat* it’ll be okay.